The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2052. | Heinz (diedich) | 117.04 | 98% | 2017-12-09 |
| 2053. | Brian (brianma) | 117.03 | 97% | 2011-12-30 |
| 2054. | mobi (mobiusxp) | 117.02 | 97% | 2015-02-03 |
| 2055. | Brett (charliechingus) | 117.02 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 2056. | J W (jwdvorak) | 117.02 | 99% | 2011-06-08 |
| 2057. | gogadgetgirl (gogadgetgirl) | 117.01 | 100% | 2014-10-27 |
| 2058. | Ryan (fyyar) | 117.01 | 99% | 2018-08-15 |
| 2059. | A (vrxzl) | 117.01 | 92% | 2016-11-14 |
| 2060. | Zia (zeeya) | 116.99 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| 2061. | Brockton (ztgstover) | 116.99 | 97.2% | 2023-07-31 |
| 2062. | Long Dong (molokai) | 116.99 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 2063. | Justin (12357911) | 116.99 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 2064. | Max (bookmarked) | 116.98 | 98% | 2014-12-11 |
| 2065. | bitcoinpanda (bitcoinpanda) | 116.97 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
| 2066. | not (hayso) | 116.97 | 99% | 2021-11-19 |
| 2067. | Patrick (patttt) | 116.97 | — | 2008-08-21 |
| 2068. | Winston (talon548) | 116.92 | — | 2009-04-04 |
| 2069. | Garfeeld (garfeeld) | 116.91 | 97% | 2016-12-26 |
| 2070. | Vincent (vincenator_colemak) | 116.90 | 97% | 2013-12-15 |
| 2071. | Leila (aiwaleila) | 116.89 | 93% | 2016-03-25 |
| 2072. | Kyameron (kyameron) | 116.87 | 94% | 2014-01-12 |
| 2073. | αβουδ (douba) | 116.86 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 2074. | James (james1215) | 116.85 | 96% | 2012-05-18 |
| 2075. | Sotijalo (sotijalo) | 116.83 | 99% | 2022-01-31 |
| 2076. | Helen (haylenn) | 116.82 | 95% | 2011-08-14 |
| 2077. | NobodyW (techtron16) | 116.80 | 98% | 2014-06-25 |
| 2078. | Jeffrey (thejeffx) | 116.80 | 94% | 2012-10-26 |
| 2079. | nizika (shouronpou) | 116.79 | 97.7% | 2023-09-28 |
| 2080. | dogs (yorgort) | 116.77 | 98% | 2015-10-16 |
| 2081. | Mohan (mohan3) | 116.77 | — | 2009-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |