Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4902. | pit-a-pet (dragoness_lily) | 42.88 | 96% | 2018-03-30 |
| 4903. | Michael (ozquez) | 42.86 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
| 4904. | Arif (arif224) | 42.86 | 95% | 2018-08-12 |
| 4905. | Pradhumn (darkinferno) | 42.82 | 94% | 2021-08-19 |
| 4906. | Yulany (yulany7) | 42.80 | 96% | 2018-03-23 |
| 4907. | Akshay (akshaykoats) | 42.76 | 96% | 2018-09-18 |
| 4908. | Miljan (miljan06) | 42.74 | 96% | 2021-07-20 |
| 4909. | Abdul (snail89) | 42.74 | 96% | 2018-12-24 |
| 4910. | Rene (frostbittntoe) | 42.72 | 94% | 2019-05-02 |
| 4911. | Inês (citrino) | 42.70 | 96% | 2019-12-15 |
| 4912. | Florian (darager_) | 42.65 | 93% | 2018-06-29 |
| 4913. | Wakwithu_LKamanga (wakwithu) | 42.63 | 95% | 2018-07-19 |
| 4914. | Jedo (jedokishi) | 42.58 | 95% | 2018-11-05 |
| 4915. | Timothé (zepp_lin) | 42.57 | 92% | 2021-08-06 |
| 4916. | NeToX (netox) | 42.56 | 95% | 2017-11-05 |
| 4917. | Fikri (fikok87) | 42.50 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| 4918. | Sarah (talkingtree) | 42.36 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 4919. | Rasya (xpecies) | 42.35 | 94% | 2017-09-26 |
| 4920. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (plsr) | 42.26 | 93% | 2017-11-18 |
| 4921. | Dominic (dominic1381) | 42.26 | 94% | 2019-08-10 |
| 4922. | Sephiroth (sephiroth1) | 42.26 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 4923. | Aadhi (aadhi936) | 42.25 | 97% | 2018-12-10 |
| 4924. | Ong Ching (ong_ching_pong) | 42.24 | 95% | 2018-04-20 |
| 4925. | Bryanleeezz (bryanlee) | 42.21 | 92% | 2018-07-17 |
| 4926. | TheDerpLrd (thederplrd) | 42.20 | 94% | 2018-08-22 |
| 4927. | Kory (kasa76) | 42.20 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
| 4928. | Always working (varunguptas) | 42.14 | 94% | 2018-04-19 |
| 4929. | Rishabh (lio_messi) | 42.13 | 94% | 2018-12-16 |
| 4930. | ArañaDelRio (kabsa1985) | 42.09 | 96% | 2019-10-22 |
| 4931. | jocelyn (guava_boi) | 42.00 | 95% | 2020-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |