As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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24388. | gabriel (gabrielmarez) | 48.62 | 94% | 2020-10-26 |
24389. | Prithu (prithus2) | 48.61 | 94% | 2019-04-30 |
24390. | Sriram (sam142) | 48.60 | 93% | 2021-03-21 |
24391. | pOtaTo (potatofarmers) | 48.59 | 92% | 2023-05-05 |
24392. | Devarsh (blackbear_bg) | 48.59 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
24393. | Darcy (darcygreen) | 48.58 | 94% | 2018-06-29 |
24394. | Arpad (czapp_arpad) | 48.58 | 95% | 2021-05-23 |
24395. | Abrit (abritpal) | 48.58 | 96.9% | 2021-01-29 |
24396. | sidrah (sidrah) | 48.58 | 96% | 2016-10-16 |
24397. | Pranto (pranto2722) | 48.58 | 95% | 2017-11-05 |
24398. | Charles (n6w2) | 48.57 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
24399. | Nelson (nelson_typer) | 48.57 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
24400. | Subham (czsubham) | 48.57 | 96.8% | 2023-10-17 |
24401. | Carlos (carlosregino1) | 48.57 | 96% | 2021-01-28 |
24402. | On the Go (rumasud99) | 48.56 | 95% | 2021-10-04 |
24403. | ZZZ TrasHero (zzztrashero) | 48.56 | 98.8% | 2021-02-01 |
24404. | Talgat (talgattim) | 48.55 | 96% | 2019-06-13 |
24405. | Feela (feela) | 48.55 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
24406. | Kevin (keveno123) | 48.55 | 94% | 2016-07-26 |
24407. | Rasmus (rasifromsouthpark) | 48.55 | 86% | 2016-05-19 |
24408. | WHOOM WHOOM (markdemons) | 48.55 | 94% | 2019-07-25 |
24409. | Qamar (samar7957) | 48.55 | 93% | 2015-11-12 |
24410. | Endra (endra12) | 48.54 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
24411. | nasigoreng (nasigoreng) | 48.53 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
24412. | Julish (julish13) | 48.53 | 95% | 2022-01-20 |
24413. | benny (bennybertrand) | 48.53 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
24414. | cozyvelocirapto (cozyveloci... | 48.51 | 96% | 2023-06-01 |
24415. | Eliana (ledthebomb) | 48.51 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
24416. | Frej (frej_) | 48.51 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
24417. | Manish (manish4916) | 48.51 | 94% | 2016-09-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |