I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10759. | qwerty (longhongc) | 87.14 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 10760. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 87.14 | 97% | 2020-03-26 |
| 10761. | Mikkel (micc2) | 87.13 | 95.4% | 2025-02-13 |
| 10762. | henry (luckyhenry) | 87.13 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 10763. | Jolie (jipont) | 87.13 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 10764. | Nikos (nikpag00) | 87.13 | 96% | 2020-09-13 |
| 10765. | Aidan (amess92304) | 87.12 | 96.1% | 2023-10-25 |
| 10766. | Ahmet (imamocrat) | 87.12 | 95.4% | 2024-12-09 |
| 10767. | Tim (primus) | 87.11 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
| 10768. | Abdallah (abdallah1) | 87.11 | 99% | 2022-03-19 |
| 10769. | Gregory (bobren) | 87.11 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 10770. | Rikard (rikardny) | 87.11 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 10771. | Pankaj (cronton) | 87.10 | 99% | 2023-07-30 |
| 10772. | Edard (edardstark) | 87.10 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
| 10773. | Predelnik (shadydealer) | 87.10 | 97% | 2020-02-02 |
| 10774. | chil1bro (chil1bro) | 87.10 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 10775. | Bleedy Basket! (ninjismo) | 87.09 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 10776. | Alexander (taklit) | 87.09 | 98% | 2019-03-10 |
| 10777. | Nick (bopob) | 87.09 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
| 10778. | dino (fakeyourdeathfast) | 87.09 | 96% | 2018-06-30 |
| 10779. | Alan (demios) | 87.09 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 10780. | CHUGGITYPES (chuggitypes) | 87.08 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 10781. | Nooyag (priceisright2) | 87.08 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 10782. | Jose Nestor (dealwithjay) | 87.08 | 99% | 2020-10-28 |
| 10783. | Not a dog (i_am_learning_to... | 87.08 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
| 10784. | Hung (tekkan) | 87.07 | 98% | 2022-07-05 |
| 10785. | H_24 (h_24) | 87.07 | 98% | 2017-01-24 |
| 10786. | KuyateClanYT (kuyateclanyt) | 87.07 | 95% | 2019-12-19 |
| 10787. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 87.06 | 98.4% | 2023-08-12 |
| 10788. | Maja (ihatepigs) | 87.05 | 96% | 2024-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |