Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9961. | Teja (dhteja) | 85.97 | 97% | 2013-08-20 |
| 9962. | (spudvorak) | 85.97 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 9963. | Jotaro (udetha) | 85.97 | 97% | 2020-12-22 |
| 9964. | Onward (onward1716) | 85.97 | 96% | 2023-09-20 |
| 9965. | Shawk (shawkerr) | 85.97 | 95% | 2023-07-23 |
| 9966. | Dan (monsterlander) | 85.97 | 98% | 2020-09-28 |
| 9967. | James (skittlz12) | 85.96 | 95% | 2011-11-08 |
| 9968. | Love (dorrhandtag) | 85.96 | 97% | 2018-10-22 |
| 9969. | nifster (nify) | 85.96 | 96% | 2022-11-05 |
| 9970. | huci (huroy5518) | 85.96 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 9971. | Anoop JS (anoopjs) | 85.95 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 9972. | John (johndel) | 85.95 | — | 2009-07-22 |
| 9973. | Anh (yayme12345) | 85.95 | — | 2010-02-06 |
| 9974. | Live (ugatyper) | 85.95 | 97% | 2015-08-27 |
| 9975. | A (vpran02) | 85.95 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 9976. | Uemi (uemichan) | 85.95 | 98% | 2023-05-13 |
| 9977. | Jeff (im_a_chicken) | 85.94 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 9978. | Al (aaaaaaaal) | 85.94 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 9979. | Kiran (kkdatkiran) | 85.94 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 9980. | smile (takemorebenzos) | 85.94 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 9981. | Nicolas (dreiney) | 85.94 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 9982. | Tony (tonydeoteyza) | 85.94 | 88% | 2014-12-11 |
| 9983. | Harwinder (honeyageraccxr) | 85.93 | 97% | 2016-10-01 |
| 9984. | fast_and_curious (asimali246) | 85.93 | 97% | 2016-05-12 |
| 9985. | Griffin (riffing) | 85.93 | 95% | 2019-03-30 |
| 9986. | Ludvig (luddez1) | 85.92 | 95% | 2021-10-30 |
| 9987. | Derpy Stingray (ernchenghoo) | 85.92 | 91% | 2016-05-06 |
| 9988. | Zachary (zac352) | 85.91 | 92% | 2011-10-28 |
| 9989. | Ben (hhkbpro) | 85.91 | 97% | 2016-04-28 |
| 9990. | Samad (samad_20) | 85.91 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |