The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8243. | Maria (marose14) | 92.60 | 97% | 2015-03-05 |
8244. | William (bobodahobo54) | 92.60 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
8245. | Sonatry (danyannang) | 92.59 | 97% | 2016-02-14 |
8246. | michael (donachiemj) | 92.59 | 95% | 2016-03-04 |
8247. | Israel is committing a geno... | 92.59 | 99% | 2023-06-21 |
8248. | asdasd (snufseren) | 92.59 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
8249. | Paul (phroth) | 92.59 | 93% | 2014-05-11 |
8250. | Xutong (eliclax) | 92.58 | 97% | 2019-08-04 |
8251. | peench (gozaimasu) | 92.58 | 93% | 2015-07-05 |
8252. | jackn11 (jackn11) | 92.58 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
8253. | Jake (autorunner) | 92.58 | 95% | 2014-06-02 |
8254. | Joseph (jnml19) | 92.57 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
8255. | Wan (zenag) | 92.57 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
8256. | Noah (bobapplepie) | 92.57 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
8257. | Luka (lukoloz) | 92.57 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
8258. | Redfox (thegreatredfox) | 92.57 | — | 2011-04-23 |
8259. | Jeld (jeld) | 92.56 | 97% | 2016-07-02 |
8260. | Andrew (andmarek) | 92.56 | 95% | 2015-12-04 |
8261. | Taisei (taisei) | 92.56 | — | 2010-08-25 |
8262. | David (valkarth) | 92.56 | 96% | 2012-04-09 |
8263. | Angelo (eimusupai) | 92.56 | 97% | 2023-01-21 |
8264. | SelfPowered (nawid113) | 92.56 | 96% | 2015-11-16 |
8265. | denonderut (icybot) | 92.56 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
8266. | Sean (djallstar) | 92.55 | 92% | 2013-02-08 |
8267. | J (coughee) | 92.55 | 99% | 2017-12-07 |
8268. | Prum (1sreng) | 92.55 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
8269. | George (george_the_scourge) | 92.55 | 97% | 2019-11-11 |
8270. | Kevin (kevincls) | 92.54 | 98% | 2019-06-20 |
8271. | Liem (wavuan) | 92.54 | 98% | 2014-05-22 |
8272. | Alexander (torphon) | 92.53 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |