So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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31153. | Geoff (telautograph) | 47.67 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
31154. | Michael (sgtpepperers) | 47.67 | 94% | 2021-04-01 |
31155. | Ralph (ralph3) | 47.66 | 94% | 2023-05-13 |
31156. | Doppler (iidoppplerii) | 47.66 | 96% | 2020-09-23 |
31157. | Antoni (acruz63) | 47.65 | 93% | 2021-07-01 |
31158. | Banana (vadai) | 47.65 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
31159. | Elfving (elfving) | 47.64 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
31160. | Max (maff_maffin) | 47.64 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
31161. | Jennifer (kaman_jennifer) | 47.64 | — | 2011-02-09 |
31162. | Navneet (navneetkchy) | 47.63 | 96% | 2023-06-23 |
31163. | Light (barry_allen) | 47.63 | 96% | 2015-09-15 |
31164. | AHMAD ZAID MOHAMMAD AL-JLOU... | 47.63 | 93.6% | 2023-10-13 |
31165. | ana (anachokheli) | 47.63 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
31166. | I'll-try (illdomybest) | 47.63 | 93% | 2011-10-18 |
31167. | Nian (n14n_cyber) | 47.63 | 96% | 2012-07-02 |
31168. | Christina (chichi_10018) | 47.63 | — | 2010-10-16 |
31169. | Abdelrahman (awebdo) | 47.61 | 96% | 2021-09-07 |
31170. | Manye (davemanye) | 47.61 | 93% | 2022-03-10 |
31171. | Sami (sami.losoi@gmail.com) | 47.61 | — | 2011-02-15 |
31172. | Do (tai230) | 47.61 | 95% | 2014-03-28 |
31173. | Long (darkboy) | 47.61 | — | 2009-03-28 |
31174. | adf (pakemania) | 47.60 | 83% | 2013-01-05 |
31175. | Theeraphat (miz71k) | 47.60 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
31176. | nothin (hotterthanyou) | 47.60 | 95% | 2018-02-04 |
31177. | saransh (saranshpathak) | 47.60 | 98% | 2015-01-16 |
31178. | Willz (willz) | 47.60 | — | 2010-05-01 |
31179. | Manas (man_style) | 47.60 | 95% | 2013-11-14 |
31180. | Spicy (ishaan_t) | 47.59 | 94% | 2020-11-02 |
31181. | Chris (garr64) | 47.59 | 95% | 2014-07-25 |
31182. | arun (suntec) | 47.59 | 92% | 2012-06-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |