I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11910. | Jaska (jarlewski) | 81.49 | 97% | 2025-07-31 |
| 11911. | PepCFox (pepcfox) | 81.49 | 94% | 2021-03-05 |
| 11912. | Appel (appeltert) | 81.49 | 100% | 2019-11-15 |
| 11913. | Henry (henry_court) | 81.49 | 96% | 2017-02-23 |
| 11914. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 81.49 | 97% | 2025-12-12 |
| 11915. | Nox (potatogangsta) | 81.48 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 11916. | Jarmade (jarmade) | 81.48 | 97% | 2017-11-29 |
| 11917. | yuupoipoi (mimicclone) | 81.48 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| 11918. | Liam (eternalenigma) | 81.48 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
| 11919. | Amit (amtijais) | 81.48 | 98% | 2022-12-04 |
| 11920. | e10 (ethodo) | 81.48 | 99% | 2020-10-12 |
| 11921. | Louie (louietien) | 81.48 | 95% | 2019-03-13 |
| 11922. | DaynKnight (knightandday) | 81.48 | 98% | 2019-06-10 |
| 11923. | Zyllyana (zyllyan) | 81.48 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 11924. | karthik (keshavkarthik) | 81.47 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 11925. | Densetsu (densetsunobattousai) | 81.47 | 98% | 2022-02-05 |
| 11926. | Sahaj (sahaj01) | 81.46 | 98% | 2022-02-18 |
| 11927. | Abylai (xanabyl) | 81.46 | 96% | 2024-04-24 |
| 11928. | A (taffing) | 81.46 | 96.7% | 2023-11-05 |
| 11929. | Benjamin (benjamnkhoo) | 81.45 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
| 11930. | Izzy (izzythompson) | 81.45 | 95% | 2023-09-11 |
| 11931. | hasnain (hasnains1) | 81.45 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
| 11932. | Ege (pxlwlkr) | 81.45 | 95% | 2018-04-15 |
| 11933. | Nick (legnik) | 81.44 | 96.3% | 2023-09-08 |
| 11934. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 81.44 | 96.8% | 2023-06-15 |
| 11935. | Hans (b3n1s) | 81.44 | 96.9% | 2023-08-02 |
| 11936. | Doug (doug8383) | 81.44 | 95% | 2021-02-01 |
| 11937. | Vilius (jellytrain) | 81.44 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
| 11938. | Ae (aezharhu) | 81.43 | 97% | 2022-10-16 |
| 11939. | mercy (mercy_13) | 81.43 | 97% | 2026-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |