So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18308. | SnakeTwix (snaketwix) | 70.53 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 18309. | Ayush (ayush_s) | 70.53 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 18310. | (mo5451) | 70.53 | 87% | 2015-03-24 |
| 18311. | (dendiz) | 70.53 | 92% | 2013-02-25 |
| 18312. | Nathaniel (engage) | 70.52 | 94% | 2016-12-09 |
| 18313. | edward (ilovetotype) | 70.52 | — | 2009-08-09 |
| 18314. | (techmaster10050) | 70.51 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 18315. | (meliflua) | 70.51 | 99% | 2022-06-02 |
| 18316. | (robertjoep) | 70.51 | 94% | 2013-01-22 |
| 18317. | (kjb3plover) | 70.51 | 95% | 2018-01-12 |
| 18318. | (hylandangela) | 70.51 | 96% | 2012-07-01 |
| 18319. | (dubs) | 70.51 | — | 2009-04-24 |
| 18320. | (coencoenz) | 70.51 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| 18321. | AaAvNg (aaavng) | 70.50 | 98.2% | 2023-10-18 |
| 18322. | Johnathan (jcaves) | 70.50 | 95% | 2014-01-13 |
| 18323. | (corean) | 70.50 | — | 2011-01-30 |
| 18324. | Tien (tienile4) | 70.49 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| 18325. | McDonald's (cheeseburgerfro... | 70.49 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 18326. | Jordan (invictusj) | 70.49 | 96% | 2022-08-17 |
| 18327. | (taffa) | 70.49 | 97% | 2013-08-20 |
| 18328. | (avkvignesh) | 70.49 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 18329. | (zefyrcz) | 70.48 | 91% | 2015-01-27 |
| 18330. | Genexyz (genexyz) | 70.48 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 18331. | (hanst) | 70.48 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 18332. | (adladd) | 70.48 | 97% | 2022-11-12 |
| 18333. | _Suvam 0_0 ! (qw_slow_typist) | 70.48 | 96.9% | 2023-10-28 |
| 18334. | (ywq06) | 70.48 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 18335. | (ukgameson) | 70.48 | 91% | 2014-05-07 |
| 18336. | (thraken) | 70.48 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 18337. | (wickd) | 70.48 | 87% | 2013-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |