Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2009. | Glacier (glacier6) | 80.54 | 96% | 2019-01-16 |
| 2010. | jihizzle (jihizzle) | 80.53 | 99% | 2019-11-01 |
| 2011. | Werdna (werdnawerd) | 80.53 | 97% | 2018-01-13 |
| 2012. | Oli (oli94) | 80.51 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 2013. | TiZ_Crocodile (tizcrocodile) | 80.51 | 95% | 2021-08-19 |
| 2014. | Deceit (deceit) | 80.46 | 98% | 2018-11-19 |
| 2015. | Alper (alper1) | 80.46 | 98% | 2019-05-02 |
| 2016. | Osh (elvor) | 80.45 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
| 2017. | Rawrg (rawrg) | 80.44 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 2018. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 80.44 | 98% | 2018-04-03 |
| 2019. | Tyler (xtios) | 80.43 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 2020. | AR4444 (ar4444) | 80.42 | 96% | 2019-03-26 |
| 2021. | Pepega (fips) | 80.40 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 2022. | NekokeN (hr47) | 80.39 | 95% | 2018-12-15 |
| 2023. | Beowulf (yogak) | 80.38 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 2024. | Mike (migpok35) | 80.37 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 2025. | Taejas (taejas) | 80.36 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 2026. | Jed (d1y3dc) | 80.33 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 2027. | Nils (nilsrudberg) | 80.33 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2028. | Faldi (faldir) | 80.33 | 98% | 2019-10-02 |
| 2029. | Graham (graham152) | 80.30 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 2030. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 80.30 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 2031. | 水滴石穿 (pillowdo) | 80.29 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 2032. | Kennyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... | 80.29 | 94% | 2017-12-27 |
| 2033. | Tanzir (tanzir5) | 80.29 | 97% | 2019-01-06 |
| 2034. | Graydon (graydonimp) | 80.28 | 95% | 2018-05-02 |
| 2035. | SURFΛCΞ (surface) | 80.25 | 98% | 2017-10-01 |
| 2036. | Wan (zenag) | 80.24 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
| 2037. | Mick (orangeice) | 80.19 | 97% | 2020-03-03 |
| 2038. | Haung (zeropower) | 80.19 | 96% | 2018-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |