Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1857. | Holifyre (dank1728) | 87.72 | 97% | 2019-01-10 |
| 1858. | Mahik (mahikm) | 87.71 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1859. | Rebuked (rebuked18) | 87.71 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
| 1860. | SomeGuy (hexadecimal101) | 87.70 | 96% | 2019-08-30 |
| 1861. | Fresh australian air (norok... | 87.69 | 96% | 2019-07-02 |
| 1862. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 87.67 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
| 1863. | Artin (art9) | 87.66 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 1864. | Freya (freyawolf) | 87.66 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1865. | Rebecca (becca22) | 87.66 | 98% | 2017-08-10 |
| 1866. | Edward (discocat) | 87.65 | 96% | 2019-04-30 |
| 1867. | Quentin (qcaruso) | 87.63 | 98% | 2019-07-25 |
| 1868. | Tony (super_rgb) | 87.63 | 96% | 2019-09-25 |
| 1869. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 87.63 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 1870. | Super Succ (chriswang236) | 87.62 | 98% | 2017-08-25 |
| 1871. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 87.61 | 99% | 2019-01-11 |
| 1872. | Kyle (kthom925) | 87.60 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 1873. | this (taehyung_3012) | 87.58 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
| 1874. | Jacob (zoticus) | 87.58 | 96% | 2017-11-14 |
| 1875. | I can't spell (jesusthecookie) | 87.56 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 1876. | Casual (casual_penguin) | 87.55 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 1877. | Mason (bad_mason) | 87.51 | 97% | 2020-07-17 |
| 1878. | JiGsaW (homeboy2603) | 87.46 | 95% | 2019-11-12 |
| 1879. | Carter (thecartel) | 87.46 | 96% | 2018-02-26 |
| 1880. | Chris (chsanfor) | 87.46 | 98% | 2019-03-08 |
| 1881. | Mark (msg0192) | 87.45 | 99% | 2020-12-09 |
| 1882. | Emre (wrraith) | 87.43 | 98% | 2019-02-22 |
| 1883. | agyon (meikaina) | 87.43 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 1884. | tenga (violxt) | 87.41 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 1885. | Kevin (yinkr) | 87.40 | 99% | 2020-04-03 |
| 1886. | 景弱智 (jasontgm1221) | 87.40 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |