Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2805. | 🐌 (adas291) | 71.80 | 98% | 2019-04-19 |
| 2806. | Patrick (jpporter) | 71.80 | 96% | 2018-04-28 |
| 2807. | Kevin (slasherkev) | 71.78 | 98% | 2018-03-28 |
| 2808. | Michael (abyssofoblivion) | 71.74 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 2809. | Captain (captaincustom) | 71.74 | 95% | 2020-01-06 |
| 2810. | James (officialtrident) | 71.73 | 96% | 2018-02-27 |
| 2811. | Cody (codst_lh) | 71.71 | 96% | 2020-02-08 |
| 2812. | Benjamin (egg20) | 71.70 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 2813. | wtf am i doing with my life... | 71.70 | 96% | 2017-11-03 |
| 2814. | ... (singedii) | 71.70 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| 2815. | Cheyenne (cheycc) | 71.70 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2816. | Balint (mogyorosibalin) | 71.70 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
| 2817. | Kyle (jumpmankg15) | 71.69 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 2818. | Roshan (roshan_) | 71.67 | 94% | 2021-07-20 |
| 2819. | BootySlayer69 (montrealtyper) | 71.67 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 2820. | Jelly (trolololol31) | 71.67 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
| 2821. | this (taehyung_3012) | 71.65 | 98% | 2019-12-28 |
| 2822. | Tahir (tahirissa) | 71.65 | 97% | 2018-09-11 |
| 2823. | Peyton (lilbrass2) | 71.65 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
| 2824. | Raz (adashi) | 71.64 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 2825. | Doctorgreenyou (doctorgreen... | 71.63 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 2826. | JP (cryoblivious) | 71.61 | 96% | 2018-04-25 |
| 2827. | ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (the... | 71.59 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| 2828. | Krystin (spetz) | 71.58 | 97% | 2019-07-09 |
| 2829. | Emily (em66) | 71.57 | 95% | 2018-02-28 |
| 2830. | Austin (gauby92) | 71.56 | 97% | 2018-07-16 |
| 2831. | sir abelot (lololong) | 71.55 | 94% | 2019-02-04 |
| 2832. | Dezsö (lavolpe88) | 71.55 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 2833. | Boris (dalboris) | 71.52 | 98% | 2019-08-16 |
| 2834. | Maidenless (bigguy12) | 71.51 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |