The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20907. | Marry (try28476) | 70.43 | 96% | 2014-01-16 |
| 20908. | me (mlprichard) | 70.43 | 98% | 2017-03-21 |
| 20909. | NinerSechs (neunsechszwei) | 70.43 | 94% | 2014-02-27 |
| 20910. | Jennifer (jenney.mcfaddon@g... | 70.43 | 97% | 2012-10-21 |
| 20911. | Dinja (insanedjoker) | 70.42 | 95% | 2022-01-10 |
| 20912. | EltColtz (eltcoltz_) | 70.42 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 20913. | Ben (benpoopy) | 70.42 | 96% | 2022-05-16 |
| 20914. | killer (killerz4564) | 70.42 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 20915. | Hannah (newha459) | 70.42 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 20916. | desk (desk_wall) | 70.42 | 95.1% | 2023-10-23 |
| 20917. | Frank (frankpop10) | 70.42 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 20918. | John (cinnamonspic3) | 70.42 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 20919. | nate (fullspeedtyper) | 70.42 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 20920. | Not Reckful (zozzy) | 70.42 | 96% | 2014-08-19 |
| 20921. | rota (rota22) | 70.41 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 20922. | Patrik (itsuberrr) | 70.41 | 89% | 2015-05-08 |
| 20923. | abh1sh3k (abh1sh3k) | 70.40 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 20924. | Lucy (sarluc) | 70.40 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 20925. | Jorn (dealermedic) | 70.40 | 94% | 2021-10-01 |
| 20926. | Bionodroid (bionodroid) | 70.40 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 20927. | hi:D (sabue) | 70.40 | 97% | 2016-01-26 |
| 20928. | Victor (proglote) | 70.40 | 91% | 2011-11-11 |
| 20929. | lamchi (hoangduyanh) | 70.40 | 94% | 2012-04-18 |
| 20930. | Adam (tadam) | 70.40 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 20931. | Peener (peener420) | 70.39 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 20932. | Bach (bwv988) | 70.39 | 97% | 2019-07-09 |
| 20933. | Marshall (crabzy) | 70.38 | 94% | 2021-05-11 |
| 20934. | Kratagya (chutiyatyper) | 70.38 | 94% | 2021-08-29 |
| 20935. | neets (neets) | 70.38 | 96% | 2022-11-19 |
| 20936. | David (hanid3) | 70.38 | 98% | 2017-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |