And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13617. | headache (headache2) | 90.51 | 97% | 2012-12-30 |
| 13618. | .. (umogbai) | 90.50 | 92% | 2012-10-24 |
| 13619. | LSF (lsforman) | 90.50 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 13620. | rishh_ (imrishitpant) | 90.49 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 13621. | Sam (samad_) | 90.49 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 13622. | Klydasaurus (klydasaurus) | 90.49 | 95% | 2013-02-01 |
| 13623. | เป็ดเขียว... | 90.49 | 96% | 2014-12-03 |
| 13624. | Evan (evanjmckenna) | 90.49 | 97% | 2018-06-08 |
| 13625. | Akshar (aksharchrome) | 90.49 | 94% | 2016-03-17 |
| 13626. | Matt (13558) | 90.49 | 89% | 2011-10-12 |
| 13627. | Snail (snail_geezer) | 90.48 | 97% | 2023-03-17 |
| 13628. | Luda (ludavis) | 90.48 | 98% | 2022-01-15 |
| 13629. | Kelly (kellyoubrejr) | 90.48 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 13630. | gab (gabboon) | 90.48 | 90% | 2016-04-01 |
| 13631. | Richard (lionheartjin) | 90.48 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
| 13632. | Brittany (doggyjunky) | 90.48 | 96% | 2015-01-19 |
| 13633. | binbin (atg19) | 90.47 | 88% | 2016-03-22 |
| 13634. | Jamie (cadman6) | 90.47 | 98.3% | 2023-09-20 |
| 13635. | Koupka (koupka) | 90.47 | 96% | 2022-10-23 |
| 13636. | Brandon (bachasdas) | 90.47 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 13637. | Jacob (oakus) | 90.47 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 13638. | danny (dannycool241) | 90.47 | 97% | 2018-03-05 |
| 13639. | AJ (ragingkeys) | 90.47 | 98% | 2015-02-17 |
| 13640. | zach (tabako) | 90.47 | 95% | 2011-09-29 |
| 13641. | James (jamesshi) | 90.47 | 95% | 2013-01-14 |
| 13642. | help (mango_mango_mango) | 90.46 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 13643. | tom (tombaxter1) | 90.46 | 97% | 2012-10-29 |
| 13644. | Jared (thejar) | 90.46 | 93% | 2014-06-12 |
| 13645. | aeixel (aeixel) | 90.46 | 91% | 2015-03-24 |
| 13646. | Aaron (kountervibe) | 90.45 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |