The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3217. | Wongseph (wongsephjo) | 61.20 | 89% | 2015-04-05 |
| 3218. | devrik (devrik) | 61.20 | 93% | 2011-12-14 |
| 3219. | 1231 (britonet) | 61.20 | — | 2009-09-03 |
| 3220. | HarHarMahadev (abhis) | 61.20 | 94% | 2016-08-10 |
| 3221. | Sabyasachi (saba10000) | 61.19 | 95% | 2013-12-26 |
| 3222. | Trevor (tmxrph) | 61.19 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 3223. | meow (raydavieslovebot) | 61.18 | 94% | 2021-01-06 |
| 3224. | Cheps (chepos) | 61.18 | 94% | 2021-01-14 |
| 3225. | Siperuis (jackfns) | 61.18 | 94% | 2012-10-19 |
| 3226. | Benjamin (scrub) | 61.18 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 3227. | Dinesh (dinesh_c) | 61.18 | — | 2010-02-16 |
| 3228. | John (starfighter) | 61.18 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 3229. | Slow Joe (slow_joe) | 61.18 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 3230. | Kamyar (kamyar_raisee) | 61.18 | 97% | 2016-12-12 |
| 3231. | Michael (cheesyfluff) | 61.18 | 89% | 2014-10-23 |
| 3232. | Guest (ap12) | 61.17 | 99% | 2012-02-17 |
| 3233. | rathish (rathish001) | 61.16 | 91% | 2015-10-29 |
| 3234. | Nikkie (vlad_putin) | 61.16 | 93% | 2017-04-22 |
| 3235. | Taavi (taavi) | 61.16 | 94% | 2012-10-15 |
| 3236. | Djenk (teeheewut) | 61.15 | 92% | 2016-01-29 |
| 3237. | :) (jeof05) | 61.15 | 95% | 2021-04-10 |
| 3238. | dinh an (nothinglastsforever) | 61.15 | 96% | 2012-07-28 |
| 3239. | tzara (ishmamzarif) | 61.14 | 94.7% | 2023-09-22 |
| 3240. | MUPH (muphine) | 61.14 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 3241. | คูมิ-คนญึ... | 61.14 | 99% | 2013-08-10 |
| 3242. | hiva (gemje) | 61.14 | 99% | 2019-08-06 |
| 3243. | Juun (juunmuus) | 61.13 | 87% | 2015-11-01 |
| 3244. | Samar Singla (samluci666) | 61.13 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 3245. | Wendy (thecasualpotato99) | 61.13 | 95% | 2021-05-04 |
| 3246. | Konstantin (theabsurd) | 61.13 | — | 2010-04-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |