I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10874. | Rajat (rajatkhanduja) | 84.19 | 93% | 2015-12-26 |
| 10875. | Devon (mediocrityatbest412) | 84.18 | 98% | 2023-08-11 |
| 10876. | Rain (saltwater) | 84.18 | 93% | 2016-11-25 |
| 10877. | Katherine (doylesgirl73) | 84.18 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 10878. | Karol (adobonimama) | 84.18 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 10879. | Michael (hulkmagnet) | 84.18 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 10880. | Santiago (regoot) | 84.18 | 96% | 2015-12-21 |
| 10881. | Eric (wovenradix) | 84.17 | 95% | 2015-04-22 |
| 10882. | . (naxuda) | 84.17 | 88% | 2015-09-28 |
| 10883. | jon (jondallen95) | 84.17 | 97% | 2015-07-14 |
| 10884. | Potato (misterpotatofat) | 84.16 | 95.2% | 2024-05-31 |
| 10885. | Aidan (aidanadam) | 84.16 | 91% | 2017-01-13 |
| 10886. | Keenan (tygere) | 84.16 | 97% | 2015-08-06 |
| 10887. | Katie (ktdubbs93) | 84.16 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 10888. | _-_-_-_ (phelistein) | 84.16 | 97% | 2019-11-17 |
| 10889. | Jerry (jyoung2gu) | 84.16 | 96% | 2015-12-28 |
| 10890. | RockyRoad_ (rockyroad_) | 84.15 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 10891. | Ting (t_mist) | 84.15 | 96% | 2016-11-07 |
| 10892. | brownass (luigi1) | 84.14 | 95% | 2023-06-29 |
| 10893. | pi (schi678) | 84.14 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 10894. | Radeyz (pineapples2925) | 84.14 | 97% | 2017-06-22 |
| 10895. | Michael (cheesyfluff) | 84.14 | 94% | 2016-10-13 |
| 10896. | Daniel McEwan (danimal6699) | 84.13 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 10897. | cablemp4 (cablemp4) | 84.13 | 95.3% | 2025-01-27 |
| 10898. | Denzel (axium403) | 84.13 | 94% | 2015-09-20 |
| 10899. | Tevefan (tevefan) | 84.13 | 97% | 2016-05-24 |
| 10900. | svime (svime) | 84.13 | 88% | 2015-07-02 |
| 10901. | Tim (dudemanppl) | 84.13 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 10902. | kc (kimmy1919) | 84.12 | 99% | 2022-07-29 |
| 10903. | Andrew (andrewdvorak) | 84.12 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |