The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19522. | I am Smokin' on that Gas! (... | 72.86 | — | 2010-12-05 |
| 19523. | Iggy (iggysaps) | 72.85 | — | 2009-08-08 |
| 19524. | Harry (twister789) | 72.85 | 95% | 2023-04-26 |
| 19525. | Eddie (caspr333) | 72.85 | 95.8% | 2021-02-24 |
| 19526. | Criminal (dvorakgoombahead) | 72.85 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 19527. | Dark (ddarkk) | 72.85 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 19528. | Myre (tobiasmyrvoll) | 72.85 | 93% | 2016-08-24 |
| 19529. | Colt (wolfiie) | 72.85 | 87% | 2015-12-05 |
| 19530. | mohit (madara989) | 72.84 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| 19531. | Bostang (steiitb2020) | 72.84 | 96% | 2021-09-03 |
| 19532. | Breno (brenolopes) | 72.84 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 19533. | kutu (kutubuku) | 72.84 | 92% | 2012-12-26 |
| 19534. | Renato (riccieri) | 72.84 | 94% | 2012-12-21 |
| 19535. | Ashraful (noid621376) | 72.84 | 96% | 2017-05-12 |
| 19536. | iknnknkn (darknessdone) | 72.84 | 95% | 2016-08-14 |
| 19537. | Alwin (al_888) | 72.84 | 94% | 2014-11-20 |
| 19538. | bambarty (miming_kreymi) | 72.83 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 19539. | Jerome (jerome251998) | 72.83 | 99% | 2021-10-03 |
| 19540. | Munir (munirgkm) | 72.83 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 19541. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 72.83 | 97% | 2020-05-13 |
| 19542. | Ting (t_mist) | 72.83 | 94% | 2012-11-05 |
| 19543. | Md Adnan (adnan_bgp) | 72.83 | 98% | 2014-05-26 |
| 19544. | Yugank (tupeng_mastir) | 72.82 | 95% | 2022-10-24 |
| 19545. | Quint (quintus7) | 72.82 | 97.5% | 2023-10-26 |
| 19546. | Nonquit (noobmaster19) | 72.82 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 19547. | Rhapsody (ballm0nster) | 72.82 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
| 19548. | Shaw (yudo_bohai) | 72.82 | 96.4% | 2021-02-24 |
| 19549. | Soleh (xolehahhh) | 72.82 | 96.1% | 2021-02-24 |
| 19550. | z (zivry) | 72.82 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 19551. | （ゝω・）☆ (lightorz) | 72.82 | — | 2011-04-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |