So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22337. | booootyhole (coooooooch) | 64.13 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 22338. | Manuel (blackhell) | 64.13 | 95% | 2017-09-07 |
| 22339. | (wyaoh) | 64.13 | 95% | 2021-05-11 |
| 22340. | (letanhung) | 64.13 | 94% | 2011-06-21 |
| 22341. | TheWhiteHood (teddylie) | 64.13 | 91% | 2012-02-18 |
| 22342. | (daniel_de_darik) | 64.13 | 94% | 2012-05-01 |
| 22343. | Carrie (caripel) | 64.13 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 22344. | (adames4) | 64.12 | 95% | 2023-07-04 |
| 22345. | (men_biller) | 64.12 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 22346. | ismail (deadlives) | 64.12 | — | 2010-04-13 |
| 22347. | (xenon3099) | 64.11 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 22348. | darsh0106 (mynamekaa) | 64.11 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 22349. | (dzinski) | 64.11 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 22350. | (branr3) | 64.11 | 95% | 2013-09-21 |
| 22351. | Goethe (kiwon) | 64.11 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 22352. | (asdf755) | 64.11 | 98% | 2017-01-13 |
| 22353. | (iranshahi) | 64.10 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
| 22354. | (plordpai) | 64.10 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 22355. | (neatoburrito) | 64.10 | 94% | 2021-08-04 |
| 22356. | (rumlepreben) | 64.10 | 89% | 2012-11-01 |
| 22357. | Tareq (t4req) | 64.10 | 96% | 2016-11-12 |
| 22358. | (mk999) | 64.10 | 98% | 2012-02-06 |
| 22359. | (as7771) | 64.10 | 92% | 2014-11-08 |
| 22360. | (zriekert) | 64.09 | 99% | 2021-09-09 |
| 22361. | (typmeester) | 64.09 | 95% | 2015-09-13 |
| 22362. | (ahmed_burham_pro) | 64.09 | 97% | 2018-07-14 |
| 22363. | kimera (kimera) | 64.09 | 97% | 2014-01-01 |
| 22364. | Eetu (1emk) | 64.08 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 22365. | (corton1) | 64.08 | 97.1% | 2023-09-13 |
| 22366. | (naulitus) | 64.08 | 95% | 2021-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |