I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23982. | Andrew (zorkiozorki) | 61.24 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 23983. | Becca (becmarley) | 61.24 | 87% | 2015-12-12 |
| 23984. | Funky Koval (funky_koval) | 61.24 | 95.6% | 2025-05-04 |
| 23985. | Vince (vincentsneed) | 61.24 | 93% | 2015-01-04 |
| 23986. | Mike (mperich) | 61.24 | 94% | 2016-08-10 |
| 23987. | ~ (katana4teen) | 61.23 | 93.4% | 2023-09-28 |
| 23988. | Berkan (berkanss) | 61.23 | 96% | 2019-10-25 |
| 23989. | haha (legalmurders) | 61.23 | 95% | 2022-05-23 |
| 23990. | Vladislav (slepick) | 61.23 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 23991. | ABCD (x007) | 61.23 | 97% | 2016-06-10 |
| 23992. | Nicole (nickichin528) | 61.22 | 82% | 2015-11-03 |
| 23993. | blobfish (blobfishk) | 61.22 | 94% | 2019-10-04 |
| 23994. | Frank (bonvivant) | 61.22 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 23995. | Oscar (knightmaremlg) | 61.22 | 95% | 2018-09-09 |
| 23996. | Afham (afhamhilmi) | 61.22 | 94% | 2017-11-02 |
| 23997. | Krishna (krrish94) | 61.22 | 90% | 2015-04-29 |
| 23998. | Karma (nexus48) | 61.21 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
| 23999. | Ibo (orangeleaves) | 61.21 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 24000. | Nazarii (nazarii_z) | 61.21 | 95% | 2021-04-22 |
| 24001. | Punizzle (punchanman) | 61.21 | 94% | 2014-09-01 |
| 24002. | John (vinolao) | 61.21 | 95% | 2021-09-20 |
| 24003. | Richie (richie11) | 61.21 | 93% | 2019-07-01 |
| 24004. | Filip (t1lt) | 61.21 | 94% | 2017-09-28 |
| 24005. | phauie (phauie) | 61.21 | — | 2010-11-23 |
| 24006. | Tina (benzgrl90) | 61.21 | 90% | 2016-08-16 |
| 24007. | vee (veedoze) | 61.20 | 96% | 2023-01-18 |
| 24008. | Addison (extra_sauce) | 61.20 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 24009. | dave (fadedave) | 61.20 | 96.6% | 2021-02-04 |
| 24010. | AranKz (arankz) | 61.20 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 24011. | mansouri (mansouri2k) | 61.20 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |