So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13023. | (jitterz) | 79.48 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 13024. | Viacheslav (krevetko) | 79.47 | 98% | 2023-07-18 |
| 13025. | (swatman) | 79.47 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 13026. | (kei100) | 79.47 | 99% | 2021-08-11 |
| 13027. | >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (avdg) | 79.47 | 95% | 2011-09-24 |
| 13028. | (aidan_) | 79.47 | 95% | 2016-02-03 |
| 13029. | (b_i_g_em) | 79.46 | 99% | 2022-03-03 |
| 13030. | bakr (_bakr) | 79.46 | 96% | 2022-09-08 |
| 13031. | (smellit) | 79.46 | 94% | 2012-12-23 |
| 13032. | GoFor (goforbroke69) | 79.46 | 95% | 2012-04-07 |
| 13033. | Frozhax (frozhax) | 79.46 | 94% | 2014-02-08 |
| 13034. | (gtc4lusso) | 79.45 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 13035. | (krunchykrunch) | 79.45 | 97.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13036. | (shaad2) | 79.45 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 13037. | (gabrielbutu) | 79.45 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 13038. | (liangliangliang) | 79.45 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| 13039. | (esoto91) | 79.44 | 93% | 2013-05-18 |
| 13040. | Jasey (jaseythesloth) | 79.44 | 93% | 2013-09-10 |
| 13041. | (officialmaj) | 79.44 | 92% | 2015-03-02 |
| 13042. | tryagain (t0th) | 79.44 | 94% | 2017-03-13 |
| 13043. | soap (rediblepro) | 79.43 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
| 13044. | (lefter99) | 79.43 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 13045. | (jumla) | 79.43 | 90% | 2013-02-08 |
| 13046. | (mehdi_kazemi8) | 79.43 | 98% | 2012-12-26 |
| 13047. | Greti (greti) | 79.43 | 97% | 2013-09-04 |
| 13048. | (sphyrel) | 79.43 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 13049. | (micbran) | 79.43 | 97% | 2014-08-21 |
| 13050. | (csq_) | 79.43 | 94% | 2012-05-05 |
| 13051. | (iwannagetbetterthanyou) | 79.43 | 97% | 2016-02-03 |
| 13052. | (daikokuya) | 79.42 | 96% | 2019-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |