So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5961. | Suresh (sureshkapri0) | 95.77 | 99% | 2018-07-19 |
| 5962. | nope (speedsterz) | 95.75 | 95% | 2021-05-22 |
| 5963. | dong (dongdong7) | 95.75 | 96.9% | 2023-10-10 |
| 5964. | AJ (coolgrayaj) | 95.75 | 95% | 2016-02-20 |
| 5965. | Benjamin (benje00) | 95.74 | 97% | 2016-11-21 |
| 5966. | dave (noonzz) | 95.73 | 96% | 2016-01-01 |
| 5967. | ßönßön® (bsamontinajr) | 95.73 | 97% | 2015-09-21 |
| 5968. | Peter (gmontag) | 95.72 | 98% | 2018-06-23 |
| 5969. | TapTapTappy (tomcolemak) | 95.72 | 96% | 2019-02-08 |
| 5970. | script/script (henville12) | 95.72 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 5971. | nancy (wasteoftime) | 95.72 | 96% | 2016-02-01 |
| 5972. | Anshul (mrmadman) | 95.72 | — | 2010-04-11 |
| 5973. | Ali (aliq) | 95.72 | 94% | 2016-01-10 |
| 5974. | josh (supeveryone) | 95.71 | 95% | 2014-03-10 |
| 5975. | Paolo (koolkalang) | 95.71 | 98% | 2014-01-07 |
| 5976. | Phạm Lãng (blackdhcm) | 95.71 | 100% | 2015-01-31 |
| 5977. | Asad (system3142) | 95.69 | 97% | 2012-09-19 |
| 5978. | lettel (lettel) | 95.69 | 100% | 2023-01-01 |
| 5979. | Kareem (k_bis_dar) | 95.69 | 100% | 2021-03-11 |
| 5980. | Leoking (pentatonix) | 95.69 | 91% | 2013-10-24 |
| 5981. | Chelsea (ckc51187) | 95.69 | — | 2010-08-27 |
| 5982. | BitcoinFTW! (atomec) | 95.68 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 5983. | Colbey (colbey92) | 95.68 | 96% | 2013-06-19 |
| 5984. | Handsome Boy Modeling Schoo... | 95.68 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 5985. | 100% (100percentaccurate) | 95.68 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| 5986. | Chloe (chloegamedev) | 95.67 | 97% | 2014-08-03 |
| 5987. | Kristen (johnnytruant) | 95.67 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 5988. | Eric (realericparker) | 95.66 | 98% | 2017-08-21 |
| 5989. | Clara (aralciohc) | 95.66 | — | 2008-11-07 |
| 5990. | Ellen (relly419) | 95.65 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |