The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15272. | IM (slowandslow) | 79.48 | 94% | 2013-10-14 |
| 15273. | Babayou (babalo) | 79.48 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| 15274. | John (thesaltyspatoon) | 79.48 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 15275. | Blaze (blazw_real) | 79.47 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 15276. | Dead (deadude) | 79.47 | 97% | 2013-06-28 |
| 15277. | Vsevolod (cosdaj_dv) | 79.47 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 15278. | a (kvn11) | 79.47 | 96% | 2019-02-11 |
| 15279. | Bryan (xarga) | 79.47 | 92% | 2016-02-04 |
| 15280. | R (renneth93) | 79.46 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 15281. | Nabeel (nabeelz) | 79.46 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
| 15282. | minetdsd (minetdsd) | 79.46 | 95% | 2022-04-03 |
| 15283. | Fatnot (fatnot) | 79.46 | 97% | 2022-08-18 |
| 15284. | Luis (regneva17) | 79.46 | 99% | 2023-03-08 |
| 15285. | Mangboi (richardmang) | 79.46 | 98% | 2015-04-18 |
| 15286. | Thomas (cephalopode) | 79.46 | 98% | 2014-10-16 |
| 15287. | Akibono (akibono) | 79.46 | 94% | 2015-02-11 |
| 15288. | Tevefan (tevefan) | 79.45 | 97% | 2016-05-11 |
| 15289. | Rob (hiddensharigan02) | 79.45 | 98% | 2017-02-20 |
| 15290. | Acama (acama) | 79.45 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 15291. | Sumit (sysoutme) | 79.45 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 15292. | Antti (purifiedd) | 79.45 | 96% | 2015-05-14 |
| 15293. | Darren (bender009) | 79.45 | 96% | 2013-03-29 |
| 15294. | wyss (wyss) | 79.45 | 98% | 2018-10-26 |
| 15295. | Quang Duc (quangduc199) | 79.45 | 98% | 2014-02-18 |
| 15296. | Jules (julesbry) | 79.44 | 89% | 2012-10-13 |
| 15297. | Deron (deronpianoplayer) | 79.44 | 95% | 2014-12-02 |
| 15298. | KentaD (kentad) | 79.44 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 15299. | rofl xd (frostedryx) | 79.44 | 19% | 2016-11-30 |
| 15300. | aptnker (aptnker) | 79.44 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 15301. | duglass (rahafduglass) | 79.43 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |