And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1649. | (agglomeration) | 130.14 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 1650. | (kemomimishippo) | 130.14 | 99% | 2019-08-12 |
| 1651. | (duhrell) | 130.14 | 98% | 2014-06-06 |
| 1652. | (13yearoldprodigy) | 130.14 | 96% | 2015-12-24 |
| 1653. | (zikkled) | 130.12 | 99% | 2015-10-20 |
| 1654. | (xmaximerr) | 130.12 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 1655. | (echang109) | 130.11 | 98.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 1656. | (tigeryuchi) | 130.10 | 99% | 2019-08-15 |
| 1657. | Etienne (etiennewaldron) | 130.10 | 99% | 2018-03-28 |
| 1658. | (dridven) | 130.10 | 93% | 2017-04-29 |
| 1659. | (godknowswhy) | 130.07 | 97% | 2012-03-24 |
| 1660. | (poorfan) | 130.07 | 94% | 2016-09-04 |
| 1661. | (sworn) | 130.06 | 98% | 2020-04-08 |
| 1662. | (sulihpoeht) | 130.06 | 97% | 2016-08-16 |
| 1663. | (neyo91) | 130.05 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 1664. | (syentest) | 130.03 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 1665. | (slapchop18) | 130.01 | 99% | 2014-09-30 |
| 1666. | James (the_swan) | 130.01 | 98% | 2023-03-22 |
| 1667. | Synx (synx) | 130.01 | 89% | 2013-11-03 |
| 1668. | (dragoncurve) | 129.97 | 97% | 2011-05-06 |
| 1669. | Manu (bryankidd) | 129.97 | 96% | 2011-09-26 |
| 1670. | (shayneorok) | 129.96 | 97% | 2015-09-27 |
| 1671. | Pertsa (pertsaonerrfa) | 129.95 | 96% | 2013-08-01 |
| 1672. | (kevinu) | 129.94 | 97% | 2022-02-03 |
| 1673. | (ccocoa) | 129.92 | 98% | 2012-06-05 |
| 1674. | long bus (sealegs) | 129.90 | 99% | 2021-03-13 |
| 1675. | (ssj_melee) | 129.89 | 96% | 2014-06-08 |
| 1676. | (flip2theleft) | 129.88 | 98% | 2022-02-18 |
| 1677. | (grisaldo) | 129.88 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 1678. | (enriquegraphics) | 129.88 | 22% | 2013-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |