I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3514. | Nahverkehr (nahverkehr) | 70.32 | 97% | 2023-07-15 |
| 3515. | typewriteer69 (typewriteer69) | 70.30 | 95% | 2024-04-04 |
| 3516. | wood warrior (wood_warrior) | 70.29 | 97.4% | 2023-10-11 |
| 3517. | Mahdi Mohammad Takdeer (tak... | 70.26 | 97% | 2023-11-24 |
| 3518. | Alberto (beto1217) | 70.23 | 97.1% | 2024-12-12 |
| 3519. | TychoH (tychoh) | 70.20 | 98% | 2024-03-28 |
| 3520. | tstats[rajendra_thakur] (ra... | 70.19 | 97.2% | 2023-06-27 |
| 3521. | Mimi (merrymolly23) | 70.18 | 94.3% | 2023-11-17 |
| 3522. | Eren (fallenriverie) | 70.17 | 96% | 2023-08-19 |
| 3523. | Chi (chinuneko) | 70.16 | 95.5% | 2024-03-29 |
| 3524. | sarah (silktouchsarah) | 70.01 | 97% | 2026-01-17 |
| 3525. | Zoro (zoro_kaorts) | 70.00 | 94.5% | 2024-08-05 |
| 3526. | Linkio (linkio) | 69.99 | 97% | 2024-04-27 |
| 3527. | Kim Yoon Ju (mwn0104) | 69.95 | 96% | 2025-02-23 |
| 3528. | HQ (hq7012) | 69.94 | 96% | 2025-03-07 |
| 3529. | memorzial (memorzial) | 69.93 | 94% | 2024-06-12 |
| 3530. | Synthwave (synthwaves) | 69.91 | 94% | 2025-10-28 |
| 3531. | Cass (paramisery) | 69.82 | 96.6% | 2023-10-19 |
| 3532. | Yana (yanafaisal) | 69.82 | 95.8% | 2024-02-05 |
| 3533. | son (son1708) | 69.81 | 97.1% | 2024-09-05 |
| 3534. | And (andzer0) | 69.81 | 93.7% | 2024-04-25 |
| 3535. | darsh0106 (mynamekaa) | 69.78 | 98.2% | 2023-05-31 |
| 3536. | Mickey (mickeymini) | 69.76 | 98% | 2023-09-09 |
| 3537. | Dakota (kotaguy) | 69.65 | 96.4% | 2023-09-15 |
| 3538. | Ricardo (ricardo1610) | 69.65 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| 3539. | BastianGram (bastiangram) | 69.58 | 96.6% | 2024-03-17 |
| 3540. | Frost (f_r_o_s_t) | 69.57 | 95.4% | 2023-12-02 |
| 3541. | Bill Le (bill_le9956) | 69.44 | 97.2% | 2023-08-25 |
| 3542. | Jams (jamyooes) | 69.44 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
| 3543. | Md Ubaid (mdubaid_ulllah000) | 69.41 | 94% | 2023-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |