And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14615. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 88.65 | 99% | 2018-01-21 |
| 14616. | Kishan (kishan1990) | 88.65 | 98% | 2015-10-12 |
| 14617. | Matt (guest1) | 88.65 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| 14618. | Joshua (_jvc_) | 88.64 | 94% | 2015-11-16 |
| 14619. | Jessica (beachcutie20052001) | 88.64 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 14620. | Bob (wmwmwmwm) | 88.64 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 14621. | Brady (bradymoller) | 88.64 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 14622. | Mav Man (mavman20) | 88.64 | — | 2009-02-12 |
| 14623. | em (eeopkc) | 88.63 | 95% | 2016-01-30 |
| 14624. | Rusty (ru5ty_) | 88.63 | 98% | 2022-06-03 |
| 14625. | Kevin (kevnl99) | 88.63 | 95% | 2015-04-15 |
| 14626. | Suzanne (palomino33) | 88.63 | 98% | 2023-07-01 |
| 14627. | Saurabh (solitarywinter) | 88.63 | 97% | 2014-11-10 |
| 14628. | Kelvin (kelvin_jesus) | 88.63 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 14629. | Arespi (arespi) | 88.63 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 14630. | Matthew (themathlow) | 88.63 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 14631. | The Meerkat (nayanano1) | 88.62 | 94% | 2012-04-04 |
| 14632. | Blooksy (ottor) | 88.62 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| 14633. | arcady (arcady) | 88.62 | 98.3% | 2023-06-16 |
| 14634. | Rocco (deldukes) | 88.62 | 94% | 2018-05-12 |
| 14635. | Vroom (synphade) | 88.62 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 14636. | AmadeusK525 (amadeusk525) | 88.62 | 98.6% | 2023-05-23 |
| 14637. | economizing (economizing) | 88.62 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 14638. | Fedor (fshabashev) | 88.61 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 14639. | Bob (bushybrows) | 88.61 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 14640. | mati (taux) | 88.61 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 14641. | cathy (caathy) | 88.61 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 14642. | Ali (saaani) | 88.61 | 94% | 2012-10-12 |
| 14643. | Long (ndlong) | 88.61 | 97% | 2012-09-17 |
| 14644. | Norbert (djnorbit1) | 88.61 | 91% | 2015-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |