As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18383. | garent (phab27) | 64.75 | 96% | 2022-01-23 |
18384. | MinetasticAR (minetasticar) | 64.75 | 95% | 2019-12-21 |
18385. | Adarsh (adarsh1001) | 64.75 | 98% | 2018-08-23 |
18386. | Tuxedolphin (librathecat) | 64.74 | 94% | 2021-08-24 |
18387. | Mario (fast_as_fucc_boi) | 64.74 | 96% | 2022-02-12 |
18388. | harcipulyka (harcipulyka) | 64.74 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
18389. | wango (wango) | 64.74 | 94% | 2020-08-19 |
18390. | kl1p (kl1p) | 64.74 | 90% | 2017-04-24 |
18391. | RacingCat (racing_cat) | 64.73 | 95.3% | 2025-01-30 |
18392. | co-pilot (keyboardlogger) | 64.73 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
18393. | Joshua (joshjoseph97) | 64.73 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
18394. | Michael (mkelnei) | 64.73 | 97% | 2025-04-22 |
18395. | Blur (dunkrius) | 64.73 | 88% | 2016-05-06 |
18396. | Ninaad (saklas_33) | 64.72 | 95% | 2022-04-20 |
18397. | Fadil (fadililham306) | 64.72 | 95% | 2022-06-06 |
18398. | Hongwei (doctor_189) | 64.72 | 97% | 2020-02-04 |
18399. | Quico (kkoo18) | 64.71 | 95% | 2023-05-09 |
18400. | Jerry (jerryzhu2004) | 64.71 | 98% | 2019-05-17 |
18401. | ▬|═══ﺤ (vikas112) | 64.71 | 97% | 2022-04-25 |
18402. | engine (syncorex) | 64.71 | 91% | 2016-07-15 |
18403. | max (maxlauth) | 64.70 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
18404. | Schindler (7schindler) | 64.70 | 98.4% | 2021-02-12 |
18405. | Jose (hoxe) | 64.70 | 97% | 2019-09-14 |
18406. | André (pitoun) | 64.70 | 93% | 2016-11-20 |
18407. | Anton (arbfm) | 64.70 | 92% | 2017-01-20 |
18408. | Sarah (sarahmarie711) | 64.69 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
18409. | c'mon man (gabe777) | 64.69 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
18410. | Stebla (yama_ste) | 64.69 | 95% | 2015-04-23 |
18411. | para (arapara) | 64.68 | 93% | 2022-09-01 |
18412. | marli (marliii) | 64.68 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |