So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10435. | (jethro2003) | 84.27 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
| 10436. | (luciferpan88) | 84.27 | 98.2% | 2023-06-12 |
| 10437. | ghostmountain (ghostmountain) | 84.27 | 96% | 2022-05-09 |
| 10438. | Howl (dahhowl) | 84.27 | 96.9% | 2021-02-23 |
| 10439. | (doopers) | 84.27 | 93% | 2013-10-18 |
| 10440. | (karmik) | 84.27 | 95% | 2016-09-25 |
| 10441. | (rhay) | 84.27 | — | 2010-02-12 |
| 10442. | (whitebull) | 84.26 | — | 2010-10-08 |
| 10443. | (massuboy) | 84.26 | 96% | 2018-10-19 |
| 10444. | (xchippy) | 84.26 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 10445. | (meli0604) | 84.25 | 96.1% | 2023-11-01 |
| 10446. | (danzcotic) | 84.25 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 10447. | (wmwmwmwm) | 84.25 | 100% | 2022-03-06 |
| 10448. | (naydin) | 84.25 | 97% | 2014-03-05 |
| 10449. | Joshua (joshuamclark) | 84.25 | 96% | 2016-08-17 |
| 10450. | Joses (josesl16) | 84.25 | 95% | 2014-03-16 |
| 10451. | (xaxaike) | 84.24 | 98% | 2019-09-06 |
| 10452. | (syncorex) | 84.24 | 95% | 2022-12-04 |
| 10453. | (jazzfunk37) | 84.24 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 10454. | (eskizzle) | 84.24 | 92% | 2014-04-17 |
| 10455. | (canibanoglu) | 84.24 | 98% | 2014-01-15 |
| 10456. | (swift_keys) | 84.23 | 99% | 2023-05-28 |
| 10457. | Sigmund (sir_renardwil) | 84.23 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
| 10458. | (20120623) | 84.23 | 99% | 2021-10-22 |
| 10459. | Baron (awkungen) | 84.23 | 94% | 2012-11-08 |
| 10460. | Trichpe (jakich9) | 84.22 | 94% | 2016-05-26 |
| 10461. | (redgate7) | 84.22 | 97% | 2023-09-22 |
| 10462. | (evanisme) | 84.22 | 95% | 2016-12-02 |
| 10463. | (buffedwow) | 84.22 | 97% | 2012-10-25 |
| 10464. | (matcanloi) | 84.22 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |