Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27026. | Sharpie (sharpieman20) | 58.15 | 89% | 2015-01-19 |
| 27027. | Ammafap (ammafap) | 58.15 | 90% | 2016-09-23 |
| 27028. | Alexandro (alextbbr) | 58.15 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
| 27029. | Gil (gil3) | 58.15 | 98% | 2023-10-02 |
| 27030. | Tristan (tristan) | 58.15 | — | 2008-08-16 |
| 27031. | Seven (sevenmiranda) | 58.15 | 98% | 2012-07-30 |
| 27032. | gustr (gustr) | 58.15 | — | 2010-10-18 |
| 27033. | Kim (gumrock) | 58.14 | 96% | 2017-12-12 |
| 27034. | Hasandi (sandipatriawan) | 58.14 | 92% | 2013-09-25 |
| 27035. | Mata (mata_t) | 58.14 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 27036. | Chen (ifimverywrong) | 58.14 | 97% | 2012-09-13 |
| 27037. | Warren (craggles) | 58.14 | 94% | 2019-08-05 |
| 27038. | Tom (bobtom8482) | 58.13 | 93% | 2016-10-22 |
| 27039. | Bob (flamy_b) | 58.13 | 94% | 2022-07-24 |
| 27040. | Vivien (vivienho25) | 58.13 | 98% | 2015-11-13 |
| 27041. | Shirui (ozdxx1012) | 58.13 | 98% | 2018-11-27 |
| 27042. | bobman212 (bobman212) | 58.12 | 89% | 2017-01-08 |
| 27043. | Sync (syncffmail) | 58.12 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 27044. | jon (fishy159) | 58.12 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 27045. | LM (trashtocash) | 58.12 | 95% | 2021-05-02 |
| 27046. | Rezaul (vuzinga) | 58.12 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 27047. | lsl (lsl_) | 58.12 | 96% | 2012-03-01 |
| 27048. | reed (reed1) | 58.12 | 93% | 2015-02-18 |
| 27049. | Dena (justme_dena) | 58.11 | 96% | 2023-06-30 |
| 27050. | Siblex (siblex) | 58.11 | 93% | 2016-10-28 |
| 27051. | Logan (sircrazy) | 58.11 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
| 27052. | Mori (moriiiiiii) | 58.11 | 96.6% | 2023-10-15 |
| 27053. | mooose (mooosedog) | 58.11 | 96% | 2018-05-24 |
| 27054. | Dillon (dillongnc) | 58.11 | 95% | 2020-11-11 |
| 27055. | Maluck (maluck) | 58.11 | 98% | 2017-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |