Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4677. | Alex (images) | 63.34 | 96% | 2019-02-03 |
| 4678. | bigbogie (hxrxs) | 63.33 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 4679. | BoozeCruiser (gvillar08) | 63.33 | 96% | 2018-04-15 |
| 4680. | BOSS (ksantosh7460) | 63.31 | 97% | 2017-11-22 |
| 4681. | PBA (parkera16) | 63.30 | 95% | 2017-09-29 |
| 4682. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 63.30 | 95% | 2018-03-29 |
| 4683. | Tung (haruharu2257) | 63.28 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 4684. | Dann (danndilion) | 63.28 | 97% | 2019-05-20 |
| 4685. | Elijah (akagila) | 63.27 | 96% | 2017-12-31 |
| 4686. | jeremiah (jeremiah12345) | 63.26 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 4687. | Ashkan (ashkanmahdavi65) | 63.25 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
| 4688. | 2005 (constant_l) | 63.21 | 95% | 2020-05-27 |
| 4689. | Ayush (the_dealer) | 63.21 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 4690. | David (donkykong2008) | 63.18 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 4691. | Zack (typewithnohands) | 63.17 | 97% | 2017-10-12 |
| 4692. | Lucía (luciacr792) | 63.16 | 95% | 2019-09-30 |
| 4693. | Clarence (crkasilag) | 63.14 | 94% | 2020-09-25 |
| 4694. | Sync (syncffmail) | 63.14 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
| 4695. | Arnav (ataneja) | 63.14 | 95% | 2018-09-20 |
| 4696. | cody (ocdy1001) | 63.13 | 94% | 2020-11-28 |
| 4697. | Rey (reymal) | 63.12 | 97% | 2018-05-11 |
| 4698. | jake (000000000007) | 63.12 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 4699. | 🥺👉👈 (daddy_mememas... | 63.10 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 4700. | Cody (zibraaaaaaaaaa) | 63.09 | 94% | 2020-11-18 |
| 4701. | howard (dontin) | 63.09 | 94% | 2020-08-05 |
| 4702. | Your_God (your_only_god) | 63.07 | 96% | 2018-07-04 |
| 4703. | anindya (anindya87) | 63.07 | 98% | 2019-10-24 |
| 4704. | Hex (thepulkit13) | 63.06 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
| 4705. | Pafrik (pafrik) | 63.06 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
| 4706. | Lian (bkerman) | 63.04 | 96% | 2018-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |