So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2679. | mike (voluptuous) | 109.53 | 96.4% | 2023-08-10 |
| 2680. | Huskiez (husky123) | 109.53 | 97% | 2017-01-02 |
| 2681. | bub (bubmaley) | 109.53 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
| 2682. | Simon (xsznix2) | 109.53 | 94% | 2016-03-21 |
| 2683. | Loki (misterloki) | 109.53 | 86% | 2012-08-16 |
| 2684. | X (the_typist) | 109.52 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 2685. | Marcelo (henriquemonteiro) | 109.52 | — | 2008-09-28 |
| 2686. | discbox (discbox) | 109.52 | 100% | 2014-06-13 |
| 2687. | Nikk (white13) | 109.51 | 100% | 2022-10-25 |
| 2688. | Jan (janlonden) | 109.51 | 99% | 2015-06-18 |
| 2689. | LOLUMAD (lolumad111) | 109.51 | 98% | 2013-03-17 |
| 2690. | TC (tccaetano) | 109.51 | 98% | 2012-01-17 |
| 2691. | Slow (noob) | 109.50 | 100% | 2013-07-18 |
| 2692. | Milos (xcoder) | 109.49 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 2693. | Ronak (ronakkaria) | 109.48 | 99% | 2021-09-25 |
| 2694. | WTB (wtb1) | 109.47 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 2695. | Jerry (sylvos) | 109.46 | 93% | 2015-03-23 |
| 2696. | Joseph (joebloe) | 109.46 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 2697. | Samuel (swammyboy) | 109.45 | 99% | 2018-02-05 |
| 2698. | Abby (holdyourhorses) | 109.44 | 99% | 2011-12-14 |
| 2699. | jj (yeahjjj) | 109.43 | 98% | 2020-02-16 |
| 2700. | my coal (sheevpalpatine66) | 109.43 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
| 2701. | Rahul (protyper_rahulganesh) | 109.42 | 99% | 2020-12-17 |
| 2702. | SQL (sqlhardhat) | 109.42 | 97% | 2019-09-27 |
| 2703. | Mizune (mizune) | 109.42 | 99% | 2012-01-04 |
| 2704. | twitch.tv/euyalol (twitchtv... | 109.41 | 97% | 2022-09-29 |
| 2705. | ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃... | 109.41 | — | 2010-04-09 |
| 2706. | BupsterWavelength (bupsterw... | 109.39 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 2707. | Michael (grntrtle) | 109.39 | — | 2010-04-18 |
| 2708. | ben (liubenjamin) | 109.38 | 97% | 2020-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |