When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7728. | Goscinny (goscinny) | 89.06 | 96% | 2017-10-23 |
| 7729. | David (dmprintz) | 89.05 | 97% | 2024-02-18 |
| 7730. | (_darya_) | 89.05 | 96% | 2022-10-26 |
| 7731. | Loyolta (loyolta) | 89.04 | 97% | 2025-08-27 |
| 7732. | Natalie (dolphinbunny359) | 89.04 | 96% | 2022-03-13 |
| 7733. | Andres (atv2307) | 89.04 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 7734. | Giancarlo (topqualityoats) | 89.03 | 97% | 2019-03-10 |
| 7735. | Urvos (nixilis) | 89.03 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 7736. | 憂鬱的臺灣烏龜 (take... | 89.03 | 97% | 2024-03-09 |
| 7737. | Sebastian (4555) | 89.03 | 96.9% | 2024-11-23 |
| 7738. | V (p3rplexed) | 89.03 | 96.6% | 2023-08-21 |
| 7739. | AdilDSW (adildsw) | 89.03 | 97% | 2017-06-24 |
| 7740. | Pranav (pranavs) | 89.02 | 96% | 2025-10-15 |
| 7741. | agopaluni (agopaluni) | 89.02 | 97% | 2026-02-12 |
| 7742. | Anuvrat (anuvrat) | 89.02 | 99% | 2018-04-27 |
| 7743. | Leonurine (leonurine) | 89.02 | 94% | 2017-02-05 |
| 7744. | Ulfr (ulfr) | 89.01 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 7745. | sylv81 (sylv81ct) | 89.01 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 7746. | Dwima (dwizz) | 89.00 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 7747. | Danny (clutchgoddaddy) | 89.00 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 7748. | anjal (anjal23) | 88.99 | 96.9% | 2025-02-09 |
| 7749. | Caleb (yam909) | 88.99 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 7750. | ARBITER (arbiter_sign) | 88.98 | 97% | 2025-06-20 |
| 7751. | breadnjoos:YT (gyringreat) | 88.98 | 97% | 2025-10-09 |
| 7752. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 88.98 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 7753. | houses (houses) | 88.97 | 96% | 2026-02-26 |
| 7754. | Liron (levilev) | 88.97 | 95% | 2022-11-09 |
| 7755. | x0.25 speed (hazy324) | 88.97 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
| 7756. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 88.97 | 99% | 2022-12-31 |
| 7757. | I'mSlow (alwaystooslow) | 88.97 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |