With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5475. | Thnift (thnift) | 97.32 | 98% | 2019-03-15 |
| 5476. | RIP RECKFUL (piniiforever) | 97.31 | 98% | 2020-07-13 |
| 5477. | Toby (tobiastqle) | 97.31 | 98.8% | 2021-02-08 |
| 5478. | Fahad (skyclasher_24) | 97.30 | 98% | 2024-01-17 |
| 5479. | cough cough (rizwan234) | 97.30 | 99% | 2023-07-03 |
| 5480. | Vroom! (laptopguy) | 97.30 | 99% | 2022-06-09 |
| 5481. | Tiago (lofidesired) | 97.29 | 96.2% | 2024-09-11 |
| 5482. | boniu (wincentbugs) | 97.29 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| 5483. | Derek (derekcfop) | 97.29 | 97% | 2025-06-03 |
| 5484. | spad1e (spad1e) | 97.27 | 96.4% | 2025-05-17 |
| 5485. | Unohazelaar1955 (unohazelaa... | 97.27 | 97.2% | 2025-01-09 |
| 5486. | Horizon (ashirigi) | 97.26 | 98% | 2024-09-26 |
| 5487. | shihtea (shihtea) | 97.25 | 96% | 2022-01-10 |
| 5488. | Yoda (booya51) | 97.25 | 98% | 2023-03-15 |
| 5489. | Tim (theflamer) | 97.24 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 5490. | Epoch (epochisepic) | 97.24 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| 5491. | JaySavvy (jaysavvy) | 97.23 | 98% | 2022-05-16 |
| 5492. | Cal (cal_on_colemak) | 97.23 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 5493. | Gareth (morpen8) | 97.23 | 98% | 2020-06-25 |
| 5494. | Lin (lin_ming) | 97.23 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 5495. | Bur (syjun) | 97.23 | 99% | 2021-02-27 |
| 5496. | Johnathan (johnathan0808) | 97.22 | 99% | 2025-03-13 |
| 5497. | Maccaroni (don_maccaroni) | 97.22 | 99% | 2025-04-11 |
| 5498. | Dallas (dallas808) | 97.22 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 5499. | Ze (jiangzehua) | 97.22 | 96% | 2017-11-07 |
| 5500. | Acephalus (acephalus) | 97.21 | 97% | 2026-04-28 |
| 5501. | Tozu (tozu555) | 97.21 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 5502. | Charlie (swordmole) | 97.21 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 5503. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 97.20 | 97% | 2016-12-31 |
| 5504. | Mahdi (idham00) | 97.20 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |