Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4374. | Dan (dannydude321) | 65.74 | 96% | 2018-07-05 |
| 4375. | MangoBox (mangobox) | 65.74 | 94% | 2017-07-24 |
| 4376. | Alan (bl4n) | 65.74 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 4377. | Jalen (jsaucegawd) | 65.73 | 96% | 2019-10-15 |
| 4378. | horizon (xhorizon) | 65.73 | 94% | 2018-09-04 |
| 4379. | Zod (1zod) | 65.72 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 4380. | Kimmo (kimorasa) | 65.72 | 94% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4381. | Ems (ems05) | 65.72 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
| 4382. | Curtis (mokeysoldier) | 65.71 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
| 4383. | Nicholas (t0903591) | 65.71 | 94% | 2020-11-27 |
| 4384. | Sai (drazil_) | 65.69 | 96% | 2019-03-29 |
| 4385. | Adarsh (adarsh1001) | 65.69 | 95% | 2018-08-24 |
| 4386. | DJ (exility133) | 65.68 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
| 4387. | The Beard (the_beard) | 65.67 | 97% | 2018-03-30 |
| 4388. | ildgaf (ildgaf) | 65.67 | 96% | 2020-07-29 |
| 4389. | ??! (vindicatrice) | 65.67 | 96% | 2018-12-03 |
| 4390. | Abhijeet (flamekaiser) | 65.66 | 96% | 2020-03-22 |
| 4391. | SyilithSan (syilithsan) | 65.66 | 95% | 2020-01-29 |
| 4392. | Martin (mrtnwilliam) | 65.66 | 97% | 2017-10-14 |
| 4393. | Heerah (heerah) | 65.66 | 95% | 2018-04-03 |
| 4394. | Adarsha (adarshap) | 65.63 | 96% | 2018-12-29 |
| 4395. | Max (elsancho5) | 65.61 | 95% | 2018-05-09 |
| 4396. | superwin (superwin) | 65.60 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 4397. | Nel (grizzacheese) | 65.59 | 95% | 2020-10-18 |
| 4398. | mursh (mursh) | 65.58 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
| 4399. | Daniel (aussiegrillgamr) | 65.57 | 94% | 2020-09-28 |
| 4400. | Olivia (the_ok) | 65.57 | 97% | 2020-05-28 |
| 4401. | Skai (skaithecat) | 65.57 | 97% | 2017-11-17 |
| 4402. | Me (orangejews) | 65.56 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
| 4403. | idell (notidell) | 65.56 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |