The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6252. | Charlie (metalmesiah13) | 54.36 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 6253. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 54.36 | 97% | 2017-08-08 |
| 6254. | Suparno (suparno011) | 54.35 | 95% | 2023-06-18 |
| 6255. | Jonathan (jonathanthejelly) | 54.35 | 95% | 2017-12-10 |
| 6256. | Will (will3214) | 54.35 | 96% | 2015-03-11 |
| 6257. | Daniyal (daniali) | 54.35 | 93% | 2014-02-20 |
| 6258. | Abdul (aqkk) | 54.35 | 92% | 2015-01-07 |
| 6259. | superman3031994 (superman30... | 54.35 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 6260. | Chris (stylesuxx) | 54.35 | 94% | 2012-02-19 |
| 6261. | Lein (lein) | 54.35 | 90% | 2012-10-14 |
| 6262. | Joseph (jimcroce) | 54.35 | 94% | 2014-10-27 |
| 6263. | stub92 (stub9) | 54.34 | 95.3% | 2023-09-22 |
| 6264. | Drifty (driftyx5) | 54.34 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 6265. | Gareton (gareton) | 54.34 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| 6266. | Alex (byobcello) | 54.34 | 96% | 2012-02-16 |
| 6267. | nuray (nuray) | 54.34 | — | 2008-12-29 |
| 6268. | Aleksi (syderer) | 54.33 | 91% | 2015-03-10 |
| 6269. | Jack (jackhftang) | 54.33 | — | 2010-08-28 |
| 6270. | Maluck (maluck) | 54.33 | 98% | 2017-08-25 |
| 6271. | Mr47 (diana47) | 54.32 | 95% | 2020-07-11 |
| 6272. | Bennet (bennet_) | 54.32 | 94% | 2022-02-09 |
| 6273. | Tracy (yuklam) | 54.32 | 91% | 2011-05-11 |
| 6274. | Jamie (jcpopp) | 54.32 | 95% | 2012-04-19 |
| 6275. | Texas (hunterx) | 54.32 | — | 2009-05-20 |
| 6276. | Chase (chasericker) | 54.32 | 91% | 2015-03-29 |
| 6277. | chandu (chandu970) | 54.31 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 6278. | Mark (mark19850124) | 54.31 | — | 2009-03-03 |
| 6279. | ünzile (unzilesenturk) | 54.31 | 94% | 2015-03-20 |
| 6280. | John Ørbæk (johnoer) | 54.30 | 95.5% | 2023-09-12 |
| 6281. | Mohamed (mabdelkarim) | 54.30 | 93% | 2014-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |