So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19897. | Bella (n998) | 68.59 | 96.9% | 2021-02-25 |
| 19898. | javoscript (javoscript) | 68.59 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 19899. | lilinfang (hk_l) | 68.59 | 97.2% | 2021-02-25 |
| 19900. | Nicky (sleeky_nicky) | 68.59 | 96% | 2019-09-19 |
| 19901. | James (leeroy909) | 68.59 | 93% | 2016-01-03 |
| 19902. | Jacob (debonairbender94) | 68.58 | 89% | 2017-03-15 |
| 19903. | Janfeb (janfeb22) | 68.58 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
| 19904. | James (wikkidkid) | 68.58 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 19905. | Pascal (xzmcx) | 68.58 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 19906. | Andrea (tinola) | 68.58 | 96% | 2021-11-04 |
| 19907. | Ken (keni98) | 68.58 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 19908. | Lyndsey (lboulton) | 68.58 | 97% | 2016-06-09 |
| 19909. | Matrix (matri) | 68.58 | 95% | 2020-01-30 |
| 19910. | Bekzhan (bzaareg) | 68.58 | 91% | 2016-08-21 |
| 19911. | Vince (vincentsneed) | 68.58 | 96% | 2013-08-07 |
| 19912. | Steven (mindblast3r) | 68.58 | 96% | 2014-04-30 |
| 19913. | Archibald (homophobic_telet... | 68.57 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 19914. | vehemore (d4bb3r) | 68.57 | 95% | 2019-02-22 |
| 19915. | david (davie04) | 68.57 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 19916. | Kevin (klm242) | 68.57 | 94% | 2011-06-18 |
| 19917. | Adam (a_jensen) | 68.57 | 91% | 2017-04-21 |
| 19918. | Aleksi (syderer) | 68.57 | 95% | 2015-05-27 |
| 19919. | Ana (nanerkins) | 68.57 | 90% | 2011-08-07 |
| 19920. | Johny (johny96) | 68.57 | — | 2010-02-18 |
| 19921. | Jeff (jeffreyl) | 68.57 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 19922. | _Carly_ (__carly__) | 68.57 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 19923. | Michael (applejack42) | 68.56 | 91% | 2017-05-22 |
| 19924. | Amitay (amitayd) | 68.56 | 96% | 2013-09-13 |
| 19925. | Mostafah (mosty295) | 68.55 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 19926. | imthomasking (imthomasking) | 68.55 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |