So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26735. | Shreesh (shreesh) | 57.68 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 26736. | KMereNGetSum (munozmullen) | 57.68 | 95% | 2012-12-02 |
| 26737. | Mercedes (mczlapinski) | 57.68 | — | 2010-08-07 |
| 26738. | Hezha (hezhasindi) | 57.67 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 26739. | AMM (gamesplaytest) | 57.67 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 26740. | Manny (mannyc70) | 57.67 | 94% | 2014-03-10 |
| 26741. | timothy (farmer1234) | 57.67 | 91% | 2015-05-13 |
| 26742. | capb (capb) | 57.67 | 96% | 2014-05-11 |
| 26743. | Free Europe, stop immigrati... | 57.66 | 93% | 2019-11-27 |
| 26744. | Giorillium (goodguygio) | 57.66 | 93% | 2020-07-30 |
| 26745. | Blue Sky (mongolia) | 57.66 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 26746. | IShowSikpit (yukizie) | 57.65 | 95% | 2022-09-29 |
| 26747. | Ava (ava_gina) | 57.65 | 96% | 2023-02-14 |
| 26748. | c (nigelmcbobby) | 57.65 | 95.3% | 2023-10-26 |
| 26749. | amanmishra (amanmishra) | 57.65 | 95% | 2022-05-19 |
| 26750. | Abdulkader (abdulkader) | 57.65 | 99% | 2019-10-30 |
| 26751. | Ciara (ciaralovesyouuu) | 57.64 | 94% | 2014-05-20 |
| 26752. | Lawin (negerbollen) | 57.64 | 86% | 2013-12-13 |
| 26753. | Reece (syco) | 57.64 | 94% | 2013-01-03 |
| 26754. | Tina (benzgrl90) | 57.64 | 92% | 2015-02-17 |
| 26755. | sepehr (sepehrmm) | 57.63 | 95% | 2013-01-17 |
| 26756. | quangtit01 (quangtit01) | 57.63 | 95% | 2012-05-21 |
| 26757. | Snehdeep (deathor) | 57.63 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 26758. | Vijay (mvjay1985) | 57.63 | 97% | 2018-07-18 |
| 26759. | Jorge (jorfx) | 57.63 | 93% | 2011-08-31 |
| 26760. | billy (gwabs) | 57.63 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 26761. | Caleb (calvinium295) | 57.62 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 26762. | Sebastian (kentzz) | 57.62 | 96% | 2013-10-06 |
| 26763. | guy (guius) | 57.61 | 95% | 2021-10-14 |
| 26764. | Aparesh (aparex) | 57.61 | 94% | 2021-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |