The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17398. | Dave (juicybooty) | 76.02 | 93% | 2015-03-12 |
| 17399. | Yael (kuxel1) | 76.02 | 95% | 2020-08-23 |
| 17400. | sam (bungos) | 76.02 | 94% | 2016-06-10 |
| 17401. | Arthas (arthalich) | 76.02 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 17402. | Austin (mewtong) | 76.02 | 97% | 2012-01-29 |
| 17403. | Fajar (fajar13k) | 76.02 | 91% | 2015-12-26 |
| 17404. | Nhan (nnguyen682) | 76.02 | 95% | 2013-09-14 |
| 17405. | Schloppy (schloppy) | 76.02 | 95% | 2012-01-02 |
| 17406. | Jerry (yello_downunder) | 76.02 | 99% | 2012-12-17 |
| 17407. | Jon (varunasky) | 76.02 | — | 2010-03-13 |
| 17408. | Nathaniel (natfx7) | 76.02 | 96% | 2017-03-28 |
| 17409. | Lukas Vala (lukiina) | 76.01 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 17410. | Type, type, type! Yeah! (al... | 76.01 | 95% | 2020-09-14 |
| 17411. | Ralorarp (ralorarp) | 76.01 | 93% | 2011-08-02 |
| 17412. | Breezy (slow_racer) | 76.01 | 89% | 2012-01-06 |
| 17413. | Jan (luke_suster) | 76.01 | 95% | 2016-03-08 |
| 17414. | ALED (elassyo) | 76.00 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
| 17415. | Ryan (kovarik1) | 76.00 | 94% | 2012-07-31 |
| 17416. | Damoon (swrinny) | 76.00 | 92% | 2016-05-25 |
| 17417. | bicboi (maggs09) | 76.00 | 93% | 2012-10-19 |
| 17418. | Rick (rick_sirio) | 76.00 | — | 2010-02-06 |
| 17419. | Luke (lukedude123) | 76.00 | 93% | 2014-10-06 |
| 17420. | Sam (litesam) | 75.99 | 97% | 2022-01-17 |
| 17421. | Aleksi (mehtae) | 75.99 | 94% | 2011-09-24 |
| 17422. | Akagami (terror33) | 75.99 | 97% | 2016-01-03 |
| 17423. | Vuh (_trueasian_) | 75.98 | 92% | 2016-08-14 |
| 17424. | Beebit (beebit) | 75.98 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 17425. | imran (afridi) | 75.98 | — | 2009-11-13 |
| 17426. | Jakub (grajak) | 75.97 | 94.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| 17427. | bhrigu (typer_21) | 75.97 | 95% | 2014-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |