Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8676. | SpeedyCaret^ (wtl_jp) | 88.69 | 94% | 2015-03-22 |
| 8677. | Bennett (bjhansen) | 88.69 | 94% | 2015-06-17 |
| 8678. | jonas (idoseggs) | 88.69 | 95% | 2023-05-09 |
| 8679. | Sam (masamuel) | 88.69 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
| 8680. | slow (slowtyper8888) | 88.69 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 8681. | dira (dira) | 88.68 | 94% | 2015-02-28 |
| 8682. | Adam (dwindleflip) | 88.68 | 98% | 2018-07-16 |
| 8683. | Q W E R T Y (chet01) | 88.68 | 96% | 2015-11-30 |
| 8684. | Derek (slowassbentley) | 88.68 | 96% | 2020-12-26 |
| 8685. | Aleksi (jaqrr) | 88.68 | 91% | 2014-12-07 |
| 8686. | fingercrusher666 (fingercru... | 88.68 | 96% | 2018-06-27 |
| 8687. | Hi (aspenink) | 88.67 | 94% | 2012-12-03 |
| 8688. | Nick (nickchiolo) | 88.67 | 92% | 2015-04-30 |
| 8689. | olii (edz0r) | 88.67 | 92% | 2014-10-13 |
| 8690. | Chelsea (piccolute74) | 88.67 | 92% | 2013-07-25 |
| 8691. | Maarten (arf0r) | 88.67 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
| 8692. | Amelia (amichael) | 88.66 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 8693. | Ben (sworkles) | 88.66 | — | 2008-08-16 |
| 8694. | Valdis (kamis1232) | 88.65 | 98% | 2018-03-13 |
| 8695. | Jony (pioka) | 88.65 | 91% | 2013-04-21 |
| 8696. | Jaswanth (jazzkriss21) | 88.65 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 8697. | Slow (slowtyper4evr) | 88.65 | 99% | 2016-11-22 |
| 8698. | Jaden (jman8910) | 88.65 | 92% | 2016-04-26 |
| 8699. | Dan (plagueis) | 88.64 | 96% | 2016-11-18 |
| 8700. | Stephen (sorrow133) | 88.64 | 98% | 2012-11-09 |
| 8701. | Lord (lordduran) | 88.64 | 89% | 2014-07-13 |
| 8702. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 88.64 | 99% | 2022-09-18 |
| 8703. | JamesDavid (jamesdavid) | 88.64 | 92% | 2017-03-01 |
| 8704. | Nicholas (relied) | 88.63 | 95% | 2020-01-30 |
| 8705. | Joshua (joshque) | 88.63 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |