So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9440. | stephen (sgvnut) | 86.89 | 98% | 2015-10-14 |
| 9441. | wonder wave (wonderwave2) | 86.89 | 91% | 2016-01-28 |
| 9442. | DaCaN (dacan) | 86.88 | 97% | 2011-10-28 |
| 9443. | Nob (nobvon) | 86.88 | 98% | 2014-02-08 |
| 9444. | Ciroquma (ciroquma) | 86.88 | 90% | 2014-04-03 |
| 9445. | Almond (almondcookie) | 86.88 | 98% | 2013-05-03 |
| 9446. | Austin (hamilogre) | 86.88 | — | 2009-06-29 |
| 9447. | Grey (grey2) | 86.87 | 98.8% | 2023-09-01 |
| 9448. | Eli (iggy) | 86.87 | 90% | 2013-02-08 |
| 9449. | Pat (ralphxcrunner) | 86.87 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 9450. | Grace (kitsumi) | 86.87 | 96% | 2012-03-01 |
| 9451. | tstats[oldfriend] (oldfriend) | 86.87 | 97% | 2023-03-10 |
| 9452. | God (jpaul100) | 86.87 | 96.4% | 2023-07-12 |
| 9453. | brackety (brackety) | 86.87 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 9454. | P (pacochen) | 86.87 | 98% | 2022-07-12 |
| 9455. | Pako (pakohd) | 86.87 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 9456. | Dutchdelight (dutchdelight) | 86.86 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 9457. | Patrick (gjaw42) | 86.86 | — | 2009-05-20 |
| 9458. | yuan (iwhatst4me) | 86.86 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 9459. | Verity (verity_2) | 86.86 | 94% | 2013-09-04 |
| 9460. | Ben (sworkles) | 86.86 | — | 2009-04-17 |
| 9461. | WaffleAbs (waffleabs) | 86.86 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 9462. | Ktnix (ktnix) | 86.86 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
| 9463. | Nobody (anhddo) | 86.86 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 9464. | Raja (rajamalik) | 86.85 | 98% | 2013-12-24 |
| 9465. | svs (svs_manee) | 86.85 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 9466. | Ivan (ivantakashi) | 86.85 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 9467. | Aj (toppingsplease) | 86.85 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 9468. | amanda (mandaburnette) | 86.84 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 9469. | Jeff (jdu27) | 86.84 | 92% | 2017-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |