You're inches away from death every time you go on a mission. How much older can you be at your age? A half minute before that you were stepping into high school, and an unhooked brassiere was as close as you ever hoped to get to Paradise. Only a fifth of a second before that you were a small kid with a ten-week summer vacation that lasted a hundred thousand years and still ended too soon.
—from Catch-22, a book by Joseph Heller
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4991. | tstats[sweetapple6911] (swe... | 99.79 | 97.6% | 2023-11-07 |
| 4992. | Donked (cyrany) | 99.79 | 99% | 2022-09-28 |
| 4993. | Giorgis (proxys) | 99.78 | 99% | 2020-09-11 |
| 4994. | Alex (alexhchu) | 99.78 | 96% | 2022-05-02 |
| 4995. | Christian (satomi) | 99.77 | 98% | 2021-05-29 |
| 4996. | tangjm5 (tangjm5) | 99.77 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 4997. | Ryo (ashida4) | 99.76 | 99% | 2025-09-01 |
| 4998. | Joe (antibacterialsoysauce) | 99.76 | 97% | 2020-06-18 |
| 4999. | Kai (killdistortion) | 99.76 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
| 5000. | chopsticksss_split (chopsti... | 99.75 | 96.7% | 2023-09-05 |
| 5001. | aren (andronauts) | 99.75 | 99% | 2018-12-13 |
| 5002. | Seth_Racer (snezzz) | 99.74 | 98% | 2025-08-04 |
| 5003. | Guest (unkenjosh) | 99.74 | 98.1% | 2025-04-22 |
| 5004. | Woogy (woogy187) | 99.74 | 99% | 2023-01-01 |
| 5005. | Jannae (captainjannae) | 99.74 | 97% | 2020-04-28 |
| 5006. | chris (chillb0) | 99.74 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 5007. | Raf (100+ MPH) Average (prf... | 99.73 | 96.3% | 2024-06-24 |
| 5008. | Terence (notterrence) | 99.73 | 99% | 2019-06-05 |
| 5009. | Ian (ianherndon) | 99.73 | 88% | 2017-01-01 |
| 5010. | Charlie (swordmole) | 99.73 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 5011. | Grim (ici_) | 99.72 | 97.9% | 2024-09-25 |
| 5012. | Jethro (jethrullah) | 99.72 | 97% | 2023-02-24 |
| 5013. | derdier (derdier) | 99.72 | 98% | 2019-03-08 |
| 5014. | Joker_Lobo (waleed_lobo) | 99.71 | 98% | 2025-07-06 |
| 5015. | Custom (custxm) | 99.71 | 91% | 2016-12-25 |
| 5016. | YourMom (dreeaam) | 99.70 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 5017. | Kyotos (tokyos) | 99.70 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 5018. | J (average_typer95) | 99.70 | 99% | 2020-12-14 |
| 5019. | Akshat (aaaakshat) | 99.69 | 96% | 2020-03-10 |
| 5020. | Sven (svann) | 99.69 | 92% | 2017-03-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,593 | 85.16 | November 11, 2016 |
| Long Texts | 119 | 81.50 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 37 | 101.48 | January 15, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 91.89 | July 29, 2020 |