What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 931. | Josh (joshblatt) | 89.98 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 932. | (atmn77) | 89.98 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 933. | (rommelcanoy) | 89.94 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 934. | (shampooboy123) | 89.93 | 95% | 2019-02-18 |
| 935. | (b1north) | 89.90 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
| 936. | (yong955143) | 89.90 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 937. | (chlorowins) | 89.90 | 97% | 2019-06-21 |
| 938. | (doesitmatter1) | 89.89 | 98% | 2020-07-20 |
| 939. | (tutantontut) | 89.89 | 97% | 2018-05-15 |
| 940. | (bexultan) | 89.88 | 98% | 2018-05-22 |
| 941. | (shouenlee10) | 89.88 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 942. | Will (greggaz) | 89.82 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 943. | (jlaesxoin) | 89.78 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
| 944. | (dingamer) | 89.77 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 945. | (alexveonneth) | 89.74 | 97% | 2017-12-16 |
| 946. | Charlie (swordmole) | 89.72 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 947. | (acceleradiance) | 89.71 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 948. | (bolivo12) | 89.71 | 98% | 2019-06-21 |
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| 952. | (chingching22) | 89.64 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
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| 955. | (stenoracer) | 89.60 | 96% | 2020-02-29 |
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