As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5371. | Kurt (thydark) | 96.44 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 5372. | (kimjongillmatic) | 96.44 | 98% | 2018-04-29 |
| 5373. | (imnotpeteryo) | 96.44 | 98% | 2015-04-07 |
| 5374. | (liveforlolis) | 96.44 | 90% | 2016-09-22 |
| 5375. | (rishipoonia) | 96.43 | 98.2% | 2025-04-24 |
| 5376. | (russellazy) | 96.42 | 98% | 2025-07-18 |
| 5377. | (falminfingaz) | 96.42 | 94% | 2015-10-11 |
| 5378. | (itisindeedjack) | 96.42 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 5379. | (ubershah) | 96.42 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 5380. | (micc2) | 96.41 | 96% | 2021-09-04 |
| 5381. | Johnathan (jcaves) | 96.41 | 94% | 2015-04-08 |
| 5382. | (bigbossisa) | 96.40 | 96% | 2025-11-04 |
| 5383. | (sarfanas) | 96.40 | 93% | 2016-02-12 |
| 5384. | (drzdubs) | 96.40 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 5385. | Sander (5andos) | 96.40 | 99% | 2026-04-24 |
| 5386. | (itsuberrr) | 96.40 | 94% | 2017-05-27 |
| 5387. | (linusjames18) | 96.39 | 99% | 2025-05-14 |
| 5388. | Charlie (swordmole) | 96.39 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
| 5389. | (jay1723) | 96.39 | 96% | 2016-06-06 |
| 5390. | (extrem3typist) | 96.39 | 94% | 2016-02-19 |
| 5391. | (jaydee44) | 96.38 | 99.5% | 2025-03-27 |
| 5392. | (kittyman10) | 96.38 | 98% | 2023-03-11 |
| 5393. | EJ (imatypergirl) | 96.38 | 89% | 2015-09-25 |
| 5394. | (tylerrhee1) | 96.36 | 98% | 2024-07-30 |
| 5395. | (shotiko8) | 96.36 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 5396. | Someone (18lauey2) | 96.36 | 96% | 2019-04-13 |
| 5397. | (kaneki_k3n) | 96.36 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 5398. | (catteabae) | 96.36 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 5399. | (ihatetypingsm) | 96.35 | 97.3% | 2024-09-19 |
| 5400. | (kingus13) | 96.35 | 96% | 2025-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |