The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7013. | Katilin (type_casting) | 96.36 | 96% | 2020-01-21 |
| 7014. | Moye (moyoka) | 96.36 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 7015. | Vincent (dvorakvincent) | 96.36 | — | 2009-05-11 |
| 7016. | Austin (lordhelixab) | 96.35 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
| 7017. | Bob (thespokenword) | 96.35 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 7018. | mit (mit1984) | 96.35 | — | 2010-02-11 |
| 7019. | Ben (gummzee) | 96.34 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 7020. | Soohyun (sophistian) | 96.34 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
| 7021. | Jen (ethima) | 96.33 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 7022. | Blaise (syxeight) | 96.33 | 94% | 2016-12-09 |
| 7023. | Hans (hans007) | 96.33 | 98% | 2015-04-17 |
| 7024. | aice (aice_xx) | 96.33 | — | 2009-12-05 |
| 7025. | h3half (h3half) | 96.32 | 96% | 2015-08-04 |
| 7026. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 96.32 | 95% | 2013-01-08 |
| 7027. | Angela (medoricho) | 96.32 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 7028. | Ted (macfan) | 96.32 | 99% | 2020-08-31 |
| 7029. | Juan (juanyougay) | 96.31 | 99% | 2021-10-06 |
| 7030. | Joe (neimad7) | 96.31 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 7031. | Charlie (swordmole) | 96.31 | 99% | 2020-06-21 |
| 7032. | Michael (mikefarmer01) | 96.31 | 96% | 2015-10-31 |
| 7033. | Bleh (entropian) | 96.31 | 99% | 2019-04-25 |
| 7034. | Hemo (zanybuttlicker69) | 96.30 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 7035. | Eric (wojito) | 96.30 | 95% | 2013-10-13 |
| 7036. | Chinatsu (tsuremodose_jp) | 96.30 | 99% | 2020-08-19 |
| 7037. | HiHowIsYourDay (hihowisyour... | 96.30 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 7038. | Spike (joeyseveros) | 96.30 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 7039. | JanBa (pythonbyte) | 96.29 | 97% | 2021-12-02 |
| 7040. | ninja (riddickbr) | 96.29 | 98% | 2022-07-10 |
| 7041. | Caroline (heyimcaroline) | 96.29 | — | 2010-04-03 |
| 7042. | Maynard (mjk1964) | 96.29 | 96% | 2012-10-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |