The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21725. | ⚡Laxus⚡ (laxusdreyarv) | 69.33 | 95% | 2019-08-18 |
| 21726. | Asif (asif04) | 69.32 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
| 21727. | Hung (tekkan) | 69.32 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 21728. | Byron (peace942) | 69.32 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 21729. | Jackson (jacksonks) | 69.32 | 91% | 2016-08-18 |
| 21730. | Braden (derpnips) | 69.32 | 92% | 2013-01-28 |
| 21731. | Yape (yape) | 69.31 | 95.5% | 2023-08-03 |
| 21732. | fakaped (fakaped) | 69.31 | 99% | 2021-06-09 |
| 21733. | Jared (jaredhoyt) | 69.31 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 21734. | Erika (damayanti) | 69.31 | 92% | 2013-02-19 |
| 21735. | dalouis77 (dalouis77) | 69.31 | 97% | 2012-02-06 |
| 21736. | Big (bigpepenochill) | 69.30 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 21737. | Henry (l39andary) | 69.30 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 21738. | Marvin (malvolio) | 69.30 | 96% | 2022-03-06 |
| 21739. | W (w_v_) | 69.30 | 96% | 2018-02-08 |
| 21740. | Damian (samadhi) | 69.30 | 94% | 2014-03-29 |
| 21741. | Miki (pkong001) | 69.29 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 21742. | Kevin (kevinthelegend) | 69.29 | 95% | 2017-06-26 |
| 21743. | tstats[tarr645] (tarr645) | 69.29 | 96% | 2012-10-15 |
| 21744. | swordbeard (swordbeard) | 69.29 | 95% | 2013-06-17 |
| 21745. | SeongUi (egotist) | 69.29 | 91% | 2014-08-25 |
| 21746. | Shreyas (shreyastalathi) | 69.28 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 21747. | Abhishek (abhishekarnold) | 69.28 | 93% | 2012-01-04 |
| 21748. | ayorgo (ayorgo) | 69.28 | 98% | 2021-05-30 |
| 21749. | Amy (pandabot) | 69.28 | 98% | 2011-11-08 |
| 21750. | jeiel (jeielo1) | 69.28 | 92% | 2013-05-24 |
| 21751. | Gagan (gaganso) | 69.28 | 98% | 2018-06-04 |
| 21752. | hacksign20 (hacksign20) | 69.28 | 92% | 2011-12-09 |
| 21753. | jay (jay1212) | 69.27 | 96% | 2016-02-20 |
| 21754. | Taradiddle (taradiddle) | 69.27 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |