So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12665. | Hassan (0_nix_0) | 80.56 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 12666. | mike (manarazer) | 80.56 | 94% | 2013-07-30 |
| 12667. | Eric (mainsterr) | 80.55 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 12668. | Chingsung (conelead) | 80.55 | 87% | 2014-11-30 |
| 12669. | Alex (koroglua15) | 80.55 | 90% | 2014-02-07 |
| 12670. | Sean (metrognome12) | 80.54 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 12671. | bug (toadcity) | 80.54 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 12672. | Mark (lemon________) | 80.54 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 12673. | Mawon (wonlee) | 80.54 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 12674. | Blank (ct7567) | 80.54 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
| 12675. | David Kim (nerix) | 80.54 | 96% | 2013-02-17 |
| 12676. | Kathleen (cymraesfach) | 80.54 | — | 2011-01-02 |
| 12677. | Alex (screwattack44) | 80.54 | 97% | 2017-08-08 |
| 12678. | jacob (iljain) | 80.54 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 12679. | ujik (moonlightwizard) | 80.54 | 95% | 2016-01-15 |
| 12680. | dyaems (dyaems) | 80.54 | 99% | 2014-05-22 |
| 12681. | Janis (vigilante434) | 80.53 | 98% | 2019-06-22 |
| 12682. | Aaron (aaronong) | 80.53 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 12683. | Triangulator (triangulator) | 80.53 | 95% | 2022-09-25 |
| 12684. | aa (invincibleunderthesun) | 80.53 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 12685. | Maurice (pesto_exotortionist) | 80.53 | 97% | 2021-02-02 |
| 12686. | vasja (vvvasja) | 80.53 | 97% | 2013-06-08 |
| 12687. | swordbeard (swordbeard) | 80.53 | 96% | 2013-09-23 |
| 12688. | Ian (llamasquad) | 80.52 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
| 12689. | junior (sukachik3n) | 80.52 | 95% | 2020-06-12 |
| 12690. | E (fradoodle) | 80.52 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
| 12691. | Derrick (mamba98) | 80.52 | 95% | 2021-08-25 |
| 12692. | Rory (ginganinja1) | 80.52 | 95% | 2017-02-11 |
| 12693. | Ayatsuji (ayatsuji) | 80.52 | 90% | 2015-10-22 |
| 12694. | Zoe (albatross1825) | 80.51 | 97.1% | 2023-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |