I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8815. | Cole (soufmadexoxo) | 89.40 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| 8816. | old (oldjust101) | 89.40 | 96% | 2025-02-25 |
| 8817. | Jack (user85793) | 89.39 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
| 8818. | Memat (memat) | 89.39 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 8819. | Tmo (zvblast) | 89.39 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 8820. | Marnier (grandxmarnier) | 89.39 | 96% | 2017-05-15 |
| 8821. | Leena (leena1445) | 89.38 | 98.2% | 2024-10-18 |
| 8822. | Fisteknez (RIP Byron) (fist... | 89.38 | 96% | 2016-11-26 |
| 8823. | patrick (pbuzzy) | 89.38 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| 8824. | Swens (swens) | 89.38 | 98.3% | 2024-03-19 |
| 8825. | Ishraq (narutouzumaki16071) | 89.38 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 8826. | strmor2 (strmor2) | 89.38 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 8827. | m (spicybwc) | 89.38 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 8828. | Gina (nannelcam) | 89.38 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 8829. | Aloysius (dude101no) | 89.38 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 8830. | JJ (jjpark) | 89.38 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
| 8831. | Ali Arda Tulum (person145) | 89.37 | 97.5% | 2024-06-02 |
| 8832. | astro :P (astrobug) | 89.37 | 96% | 2024-11-14 |
| 8833. | Evelyn (swiftie2000) | 89.37 | 97% | 2019-03-01 |
| 8834. | sai (saigod) | 89.37 | 96% | 2020-01-17 |
| 8835. | Kevin (kapoofin) | 89.37 | 95% | 2018-11-02 |
| 8836. | รอด้วย (pond79) | 89.37 | 96% | 2016-07-24 |
| 8837. | Jonatan (mellowo) | 89.36 | 98.8% | 2024-11-14 |
| 8838. | Stely (sbasil) | 89.36 | 98% | 2024-02-12 |
| 8839. | Erik (erikhoj) | 89.35 | 97% | 2017-04-12 |
| 8840. | True (truefalse) | 89.35 | 98% | 2024-07-17 |
| 8841. | troy (troysimpson) | 89.35 | 96% | 2020-06-04 |
| 8842. | Samii Shabuse (shatyper) | 89.35 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 8843. | mkc (colbs) | 89.35 | 98% | 2017-07-08 |
| 8844. | youwonttype (youwonttype) | 89.35 | 97% | 2018-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |