So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5981. | ActiveUnique (activeunique) | 95.87 | 98% | 2015-05-10 |
| 5982. | Adrian (adriangat) | 95.86 | 98.2% | 2023-10-17 |
| 5983. | Kevin (kckc) | 95.86 | — | 2010-07-19 |
| 5984. | Timothy (qffafq) | 95.85 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 5985. | Jules (julesbry) | 95.85 | 96% | 2012-10-21 |
| 5986. | Ian (penguln) | 95.85 | 98% | 2018-11-24 |
| 5987. | Nicholas (nicholaswong03) | 95.85 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 5988. | Dean (syke24) | 95.85 | 98% | 2015-09-08 |
| 5989. | Halbro (halmattalib) | 95.85 | 92% | 2016-08-01 |
| 5990. | Nghia (ntntnghia) | 95.85 | 96% | 2011-07-28 |
| 5991. | tstats[daball] (daball) | 95.85 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 5992. | Natasha (cellblocktango) | 95.85 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 5993. | dvorak :) (lauta70) | 95.84 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
| 5994. | Cat On A Computer (elrot_) | 95.84 | 97% | 2018-06-22 |
| 5995. | Noah (vibrantzzz) | 95.84 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 5996. | celina (faithpotato) | 95.84 | 98% | 2012-09-19 |
| 5997. | sweetles (sweetles) | 95.83 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 5998. | Rebecca (sleepdontvisit) | 95.83 | 91% | 2015-05-19 |
| 5999. | Nishant (nishanttotla) | 95.83 | 98% | 2013-03-04 |
| 6000. | Abishiek (abishiek_12) | 95.82 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
| 6001. | Simon (simms34) | 95.82 | 95% | 2013-08-05 |
| 6002. | Michael (magnitude) | 95.81 | 91% | 2017-05-01 |
| 6003. | Kevin (p_wumpkin) | 95.81 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 6004. | ChK (chkg2a) | 95.81 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 6005. | Bob (hitleryclinton) | 95.81 | 90% | 2016-04-08 |
| 6006. | Luc (lucryu) | 95.81 | 91% | 2013-09-10 |
| 6007. | Stephanie (deepsecret) | 95.81 | — | 2009-05-10 |
| 6008. | eah (hakeaa) | 95.80 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 6009. | Alexander (dawgsrlife) | 95.80 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 6010. | Xymos (xymos) | 95.80 | 88% | 2016-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |