So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31935. | เดียร์ (dearnaja) | 49.09 | 96% | 2011-10-09 |
| 31936. | Steve (stevehauser11) | 49.09 | 94% | 2014-01-09 |
| 31937. | Lana (lana121) | 49.09 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 31938. | lime (justlime) | 49.08 | 94% | 2015-12-01 |
| 31939. | Akshay (ak63) | 49.08 | 95% | 2022-06-30 |
| 31940. | blackevil (blackevil) | 49.08 | 89% | 2011-09-21 |
| 31941. | derpabillity (snugglyleopards) | 49.08 | 95.9% | 2021-03-03 |
| 31942. | Capek (leixnt) | 49.08 | 89% | 2012-03-06 |
| 31943. | Suriya (suriyakumarboomibalan) | 49.08 | 94% | 2017-08-23 |
| 31944. | Archie (the_real_ace) | 49.07 | 94% | 2020-04-20 |
| 31945. | io9 (io_9) | 49.07 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
| 31946. | Skywalker (ogsonny) | 49.07 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 31947. | cody (cody62) | 49.07 | 95% | 2018-01-17 |
| 31948. | tolljballj (klaebb) | 49.07 | 97% | 2013-08-15 |
| 31949. | Hiếu Trần (singingpango... | 49.06 | 95% | 2021-08-17 |
| 31950. | Jesse (jessoost) | 49.06 | 94% | 2012-05-07 |
| 31951. | Daria (stridar) | 49.05 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 31952. | Kanishka (kanvijay) | 49.05 | 96% | 2013-12-17 |
| 31953. | rocket (dk0063) | 49.05 | 96% | 2021-10-26 |
| 31954. | Babul (babul2) | 49.05 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
| 31955. | anny (sweet_anny) | 49.05 | 99% | 2012-09-10 |
| 31956. | caramel-hvn (pplxi) | 49.04 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 31957. | Tim (laetig) | 49.04 | 88% | 2013-02-02 |
| 31958. | avi (ashn_427) | 49.04 | 97.2% | 2023-10-02 |
| 31959. | pallamraju (pallamraju.bodd... | 49.04 | 95% | 2017-08-26 |
| 31960. | INDIAN (justgagan) | 49.04 | 89% | 2013-05-09 |
| 31961. | Kristian (aaenkjelgaard) | 49.04 | 89% | 2013-06-12 |
| 31962. | MAGNUS (magnus03) | 49.03 | 93% | 2021-08-16 |
| 31963. | Madhusudan (mainali449) | 49.03 | 96% | 2021-08-23 |
| 31964. | Griffin (griffman85) | 49.03 | 92% | 2020-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |