As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11648. | Lapis (jeff3077) | 79.76 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
| 11649. | Petruccio (lolbraumm) | 79.76 | 97.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 11650. | Timon (ttimonn) | 79.76 | 94% | 2015-04-22 |
| 11651. | Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (weavin... | 79.76 | 97% | 2016-09-29 |
| 11652. | Bruno (nortonpt) | 79.76 | 96% | 2015-05-20 |
| 11653. | Arvin (vin_ar) | 79.75 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 11654. | Magishian (magishian) | 79.75 | 99% | 2022-04-23 |
| 11655. | Cyrus (cyrus19) | 79.75 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 11656. | Jenesh (jenesh) | 79.74 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 11657. | Bot (348866896) | 79.74 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 11658. | Tyson (snoty) | 79.73 | 97% | 2024-04-22 |
| 11659. | Tristan (psychoku) | 79.73 | 96% | 2023-02-10 |
| 11660. | Issac (njchicken) | 79.73 | 96% | 2021-06-11 |
| 11661. | ∞ (lukman999) | 79.73 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 11662. | Aaron (freemind2pointo) | 79.73 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 11663. | Dedamn (dedamn) | 79.73 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 11664. | aaron (brwnmn6) | 79.72 | 95% | 2021-06-09 |
| 11665. | Che (cherry3330) | 79.72 | 92% | 2016-11-26 |
| 11666. | Eddie (sweddie05) | 79.72 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 11667. | Askhat (smallboy) | 79.72 | 95% | 2021-05-27 |
| 11668. | Geneva (genevatypes) | 79.72 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
| 11669. | Sean (beahmer) | 79.71 | 98% | 2023-08-06 |
| 11670. | Jose (josethomas) | 79.71 | 98% | 2019-03-26 |
| 11671. | Flarefin (flah_zwou) | 79.71 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 11672. | https://github.com/Apsu/Can... | 79.71 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 11673. | jaggu (jaggu94) | 79.71 | 93% | 2016-03-17 |
| 11674. | Isaac (veritechx2) | 79.71 | 95% | 2015-12-22 |
| 11675. | Kevin (kevinmm) | 79.71 | 97% | 2017-12-08 |
| 11676. | Snail's Pace (hardtack) | 79.71 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
| 11677. | Sriracha (saragrant) | 79.70 | 94% | 2017-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |