So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19140. | Zena (shin3100) | 69.84 | 98% | 2014-07-16 |
| 19141. | Blur (dunkrius) | 69.84 | 95% | 2016-03-08 |
| 19142. | Nic (hoooosdifuh) | 69.83 | 97% | 2022-08-04 |
| 19143. | Chrischn89 (chrischn89) | 69.83 | 86% | 2014-04-07 |
| 19144. | Flansgorp (flansgorp) | 69.83 | 93% | 2015-05-18 |
| 19145. | W (portcityjo) | 69.82 | 96% | 2020-07-07 |
| 19146. | Rick (eric1699) | 69.82 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 19147. | Zoomer (somerandomkid76) | 69.82 | 96% | 2020-02-25 |
| 19148. | Ben (benpoopy) | 69.82 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 19149. | GMHazem (gm_hazem02) | 69.82 | 95% | 2022-01-06 |
| 19150. | jk- (justkidding_) | 69.82 | 96% | 2019-10-22 |
| 19151. | Daniel (brickoven) | 69.82 | 90% | 2016-04-10 |
| 19152. | nguyenthu (happylife) | 69.82 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 19153. | Joose (jooseu) | 69.82 | 95% | 2018-07-13 |
| 19154. | Bryan (bvesey77) | 69.82 | 91% | 2014-04-05 |
| 19155. | vuong (boneykute) | 69.82 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 19156. | Jacob (jacobthetyper4) | 69.81 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 19157. | SWARMLK (swarmlk_) | 69.81 | 95% | 2023-08-28 |
| 19158. | SherlockArvino (typoarvino) | 69.81 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 19159. | Tina (enitsuj17) | 69.81 | 91% | 2013-01-09 |
| 19160. | Duck (ashiven) | 69.80 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 19161. | M (muratk) | 69.80 | 98% | 2014-08-19 |
| 19162. | Will (awesomewill) | 69.79 | 84% | 2015-07-08 |
| 19163. | silky (silky_dvorak) | 69.79 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 19164. | Doublefarmer (doublefarmer) | 69.79 | 96.3% | 2023-10-31 |
| 19165. | Golgi (goolgi) | 69.79 | 96% | 2023-04-06 |
| 19166. | Tanver (tanverrupos) | 69.79 | 97.7% | 2021-02-02 |
| 19167. | PHONG (langtuqn2007) | 69.79 | 95% | 2014-12-27 |
| 19168. | spy (noobtypebuddy) | 69.79 | 97% | 2019-11-17 |
| 19169. | cetewyn (cetewyn) | 69.78 | 91% | 2012-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |